Thursday, May 31, 2007
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you the legendary "Chongalicious". Okay, quick history lesson: This song was created by two 17-year old Michael M. Krop Senior High students here in Miami. Their names are Laura DiLorenzo and Mimi Davila. Ever since its emergence, "Chongalicious" has become a local hit, spinning on Power 96 radio more than a 50 Cent record.
Originally, I thought this shit was ignorant as hell, but now I can admit that it is actually really funny. Jiggle them lovehandles, girls! Do it for all the chongas in Hialeah! Shout out to Think2Wice for bringing the video to my attention.
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Oh Bitch Please
Jesus be a plane ticket.
[Continue Viewing These Coons...]
Friday, May 25, 2007
To my beloved readers,
No, I'm not shutting The Fury down - never that! However, as most of you know, we are set in the middle of Memorial Day Weekend and Miami is packed to it's geographical brim. I can't stand out-of-towners, but we have to deal with them. I will be working a lot of these meaningless events most of the weekend and won't have time to post anything up. I might not be present on the coming Monday either. Sorry, folk. Have no fear, though. If I see Beyonce throw her guts up inside the club, I will let you all know.
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
I Vote No
Didn't think so.
Rihanna Live in England
I guess all of those "ellas" finally caught up to Forehedda's digestive tract, because she was singing like she had a mean dookie on it's way out of you-know-where.
I thought her little performance was cute. Congratulations must go Rihanna's way for being the first female artist with a single to go #1 in the UK on downloads alone. The British know what they like, and that's scalp.
Big ups to That Grape Juice!
New Artist: Girlfriend
Play Me: Girlfriend - JuicyFruit (feat. Rudy B)
Check their Myspace!
Monday, May 21, 2007
.. Rumor Mill ..
Word also has it that MTB's celebrity judge, Michael Bivins, snatched up poor Boom Kat and held her in place while Diddy attempted to bust her ass. MTV supposedly has it all on tape. This story kind of reminds me of the time my neighbor threw a rock at his son's mother in the midst of an argument outside. May he rest in peace.
Sean (Diddy) Combs' top choreographer - who took a star turn on the rap mogul's MTV reality show "Making the Band" - has accused him of threatening her with a chair during a heated argument that ended their partnership.
Laurie Ann Gibson filed a complaint with the NYPD claiming Diddy picked up a chair and menaced her with it during an argument over the lackluster performance of the TV show's latest group of contestants.
Sources close to Diddy denied he grabbed the chair, and they insisted the argument was part of the theatrics of the TV show and that Gibson overreacted.
Diddy's lawyer simply rejected the allegations. [ source ]
Friday, May 18, 2007
.. Quick Quote ..
And he shouldn’t be in front of no camera with daisy dukes on.”
It didn't take very long for 50 Cent to get at my girl Miss Info with his reaction to Cam'ron's poolside bitching. As you can see, he said some pretty mean things (daisy dukes, why didn't I think of that?).
As lame as this shit is, aren't you anxious to see how Cam will respond? Maybe he'll record a diss record in the last stall of a KFC restroom, or something.
.. New Music ..
No, your eyes aren't decieving you - L-Boogie has recorded a new track. It's called "Lose Myself", and it is off of the soundtrack for Columbia Pictures' animated film, Surf's Up. Granted, this is not the world famous Lauryn Hill sound we all know and love (it's more pop/rock/reggae, I'd say), it still has a refreshing feel and hearing Ms. Hill's voice again is always joyous. Fugees album, anyone?
Play Me: Cassie - Sometimes (feat. Ryan Leslie)
Guess who's biz-ack? It's the NextSelection Princess, who is busy working on her sophmore album. Here is a slice of the work in progress. "Sometimes" features Cassie's mack daddy, Ryan Leslie, who really believes he can rap. What a schmuck. Well, he also believes that Cassie can sing and in case your wondering, she still can't do that. Let us hope that this isn't her first single.
Play Me: Amy Winehouse - Rehab (Remix f. Jay-Z)
The rumored Amy Winehouse/Jay-Z collabo is prepared for you all. Yeah, I have exclaimed my admiration for Amy the Alchie and sure, I'm a fan of Hov, but I don't like this remix at all. My ears gave it a chance; it just doesn't sound right to me. Jay did a decent job lyrically, but I don't think that he makes a good team with WineCooler.
Play Me: DJ Khaled - We Takin' Over (Remix f. R.Kelly, T-Pain, Lil Kim, & Young Jeezy)
Before I even start a review here, let me just say this. If I hear T-Pain or R.Kelly on one more damn song, I might just eat my own face (don't worry, I'll find a way). Now, DJ Khaled is doing it so big this year and Miami couldn't be prouder. His single We Takin' Over is a smash hit just about everywhere. It lead to a female version (that we shalt not speak of...garbage), but this one is an official remix. It feels so good to hear Lil' Kim on record again.
Shoutout to Rap-Up.com!
I Vote Hell No
Thursday, May 17, 2007
50 Cent - Amusement Park
Okay, I've got a new 50 Cent video for you - please, try to control your excitement. This is the footage to "Amusement Park", that was rumored to be banned from MTV and all kinds of mess. Well, it wasn't banned, but it should've been for all the exceeding levels of boring spewing from it. When will 50 keep his shirt on in a video?
Check out the video for "Straight to the Bank" below!
I don't understand this piece of shit at all. We are introduced to all these characters like there was a story to be told afterwards, and guess what? There wasn't, and what the hell were Golden Brooks and her snout doing in the video?
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Amy Winehouse - Back to Black
I absolutely love the drunken bag of bones that is Amy Winehouse. Her album Back to Black is exactly what I need in my life. I just sit in my living room and let it blast in the stereo while smoking a candy cig and munching on a box of Krispy Kremes - heaven! So, here's the new video by Amy entitled "Back to Black". Um...fantastico!
God, I wish I was her drug dealer.
Who Gives A Shit?
Okay, how many of you think that Usher's little cuddle buddy, Tameka Foster, is really a big ol' tranny? Yep, thought so. The media is really enthralled by their nauseating love story and I don't seem to understand why. It's not like Usher is doing it big in music right now and, well, Tameka is ugly as hell, so why the fuss? Maybe its me, but they have got to be one of the wierdest couples ever. Usher must be getting thrown around at home. I mean, doesn't she look like she could benchpress her own weight in porkchops? Ewww. I don't know why people find them interesting.
BTW: I gotta give a big shout-out to my homeboy FreezeFiya for shouting me out at AllHipHop.
.. New Music ..
Mad Black Woman
So, here's the deal: Some computer nerds with very unfulfilling lives got a hold of a few Ol' Dirty Bastard sound bites and used them to play a prank call on some lady from New York. It is so funny to hear how she reacts to Dirty's electrical fussing. She was pissed! Check it out.
Shout to HNNLive.com for the clip!
Monday, May 14, 2007
Who's Up Next?
Anyway, I hear that Kim's cooch is so stretched out at this point, that she can finally fulfill her goal of transporting inner-city LA youth into Beverly Hills by way of her uterus. There, they can learn to film sex tapes and become big superstars. See, the sluttiness is for a good cause.
Friday, May 11, 2007
.. New Music ..
It's been a long day, my friends. I'm about ready to curl up in front of my TiVo with a Capri Sun so I can rest my butt away.
Before, I get into all that, I have to introduce you to Kelly Rowland's new single, "Comeback". I actually like it. It has a very bouncy feel to it; lots of choreographic potential. The track was produced by everyone's favorite albino python, Scott Storch. Hopefully, Columbia Records will release Kelly's damn album, so I can check out the rest of her tunes. Baby Daniel's album is probably gonna drop before her's, hell!
Play Me: Kelly Rowland - Comeback
(shout out to That Grape Juice for the linkage!)
Thanks for reading! Have a great weekend err'body!
There's No "O" In Team
Bow Wow and Omarion are joining forces to produce an album together this year. And here I was thinking that the heartthrob days were coming to a close. I guess pretty never sleeps.
Well, I was going to keep this a secret for a while, but now is a good time to let you all know. I will be teaming up with my homeboy Dig'Em the Smacks Frog for an album we are tentatively naming Cereal & Bitches Part 1. Sick shit on the way!
"Me and O have been trying to put this together for so many years, and now we’ve got the opportunity to do it,” Bow Wow says. “We’re in the creative process right now, still trying to come up with a title and everything. Me and him are coming up with ideas daily, so the process is gonna go real smooth. We’re anxious to get in the studio together and make this whole thing happen.” [ Rap -Up ]
.. Rumor Mill ..
Anyway, I've been keeping my ear to the Miami streets and there is loose talk of a new diss record in the works. This time it is Trina who wants to bash 50 Cent! I managed to soak up this info: 50 was making some foolish remarks about Trina on his record "Fully Loaded Clip" and implied that she was messing around with Young Buck. This got Da Baddest Bitch heated and urged her to smash Fif on wax.
I have yet to hear this supposed diss track, but inside sources are saying that Trina herself confirmed that its coming. I guess she won't need any of these. Get 'em girl!
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Lil' Cease Caught Naked
Not Safe For Work (shit...not safe at all).
Lil' Cease is still talking shit about people and for some reason he decided to go after French of Cocaine City. Never heard of 'em? Doesn't matter, you'll probably never have to again. Anyway, after making his comments, Frenchy released footage of Cease dancing around some hotel room butt ass naked with his male friends cheering him on! If your going to watch, I would advise you to keep a barf-bag and a bottle of Visene close by for your own safety.
Shouts out to the good folk at WorldStarHipHop.com for the videos.
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Rihanna Loves The Kids
Oh Bitch Please
Congrats to actor Nick Cannon who proposed last night to his Victoria’s Secret hottie Selita Ebanks. The couple, who attended the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Gala, were chauffeured in a Rolls Royce Phantom to Times Square where Nick proposed to his girl on one knee with a 12-carat diamond ring. Now that’s a rock!
The proposal was projected on the giant MTV jumbo-tron were the words, "Selita will you marry me?" [ source ]
I hate to be the rotten mother-in-law in this situation, but come the fuck on! These fools just met each other in February. IT'S MAY!
Something ain't right. Whatever. The sex must be good and we all know Nick is as dumb as a box of rocks, so there you have it.
T.I. Gets Pissed
T.I. held a performance on the Bentley College campus up in Massachusetts a few weeks back and everything seemed to be going well - that is, until somebody pegged his ass with a water balloon. Then shit got ugly. Cliff started cursing at an unknown target and offered $50,000 to any fan who would point the suspect out.
My opinion: It was probably just a desperate young lady dying to see that remarkable body of Tip's glistening with H2O (sarcasm).
Monday, May 07, 2007
Check out some more pics below!
Saturday, May 05, 2007
Cam'ron Kicked From Dipset!
How sad - to just throw away a friendship like that.
"Me and Cam’ron havent spoken to each other in a year….There are so many times that dude did me and Juelz dirty. But I kept quiet out of loyalty, I felt like if we cant be friends then at least we can do business together….But now I can’t be next to you….I’m threw wit being in hot water because of you….we got to put Cam on punishment for a while. Now you’re the black sheep….We still the Diplomats. We worked too hard to achieve our own success and now we’re gonna have to do something new…" [ source ]
I blame myself. Maybe if I never started this disrespectful blog, none of this would have happened....oh well, see ya'll on Monday!
Friday, May 04, 2007
I Vote No
Thursday, May 03, 2007
.. Rumor Mill ..
On a personal note: I probably shouldn't be picking on these guys. My pockets aren't exactly on swole. I think a moth flew out of my wallet yesterday.
Sucks To Be You
Can't say I care, really. I still have XXL, VIBE, Miss Info, and Crunk & Disorderly to soothe me when I need a Hip-Hop fix. The world keeps on spinnin'.
The Source magazine and Source Entertainment Inc. filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in Manhattan Friday after shady business practices from the magazine's former management caused advertisers to pull out, according to court papers.
With Friday's filing, the publication also converted and consolidated a previous Chapter 7 filing and listed assets of about $1.3 million and liabilities of $35 million, reports the Associated Press. [ source ]
New Music: Tiffany Evans
Play Me: Tiffany Evans - Promise Ring (f. Ciara)
Play Me: Tiffany Evans - Girl Gone Wild
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
MIMS - Like This/Just Like That
Oh Bitch Please!
“I choose not to drink today in my life because I find that I’m allergic to alcohol. I’m not someone that’s in denial of my problems and I’m not going to lie about my problems and I’m not hiding my problems.” [ source ]
Diary of a Tired Black Man
Here's an uplifiting piece for the fellas. I just love the sound of an ignorant person's face shattering across the floor, don't you? Take a look see!
Thanks to Mike Brown The REMIX for the clip!
Bitchin' & Moanin'
"You got your artists who find their way through the circuit and are following and are not giving the respect where the respect is due. "If you know (you're) following and biting, then, hey, give the respect. You can't come around here and think that you're really starting the game. Understand, when I came up in the game and I found a trail, I was cool. "Bobby Brown went this way, Michael Jackson went this way, Marvin Gaye, he created his little profile and he held to it. I didn't step on those toes. "What I did was find a way and my thing and created my thing. Now you have my thing being built. So I look up, and I'm like, 'OK, I see you all. I see you all in the videos. I see you moving, I get it, but pay the respect." [ source ]
I Vote No
Just in case you're wondering; that's a picture of Spongebob Squarepants that Joc had painted on the side of his scalp. Please don't ask me - I don't get it at all. He should have splattered Nick Jr.'s Franklin on there, because they look like twins!