I Blame 50
I know it was you Five Dimes. You ain't no good.
These are the furious thoughts of a middle-class Miami youth on Life && Entertainment.
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This is a little treat for all my fellow horror movie buffs out there. Lionsgate/Twisted Pictures is in the post-production stage of the fourth chapter of their legendary gorefest Saw. The next sequel is set to hit theaters on October 26th - just in time for Halloween, as usual. The first scene of the new movie premiered at this year's Comic-Con in San Diego...and then it hit Youtube. I'm not very satisfied with it though. I expected more blood and/or guts and/or severed limbs. Whatever.
Check out the poster for Saw 4 after the jump!
Yeah, this all figures. Maybe the Ex-Mrs. Carter should start a vocational pole-dancing and booty-clapping course at Miami Dade College to earn some extra cash on the side. Then, she can push her album on her own and won't have to worry about this type of thing. Either that or apply at Chicken Kitchen!
Slip-N-Slide Records “Home of the Hits” will continue to make its mark on the charts with upcoming releases by such notable artists as Rick Ross (“Trilla” – 11/11/07 Slip-N-Slide Records/Def Jam); the first lady of Slip-N-Slide Records Trina (“Da Baddest Chick Part 2 Reloaded” 2/18/08 Slip-N-Slide Records); Trick Daddy (Album Title TBD: Slip-N-Slide Records/Atlantic 2008) and Dirtbag (“Dirty Business” Slip-N-Slide Records 2008 ). [ source ]
While I await the release of Kanye's Graduation, I spend my solo time jamming to Common and his Finding Forever. His new single "Drivin' Me Wild" was a hit to me as soon as I found that he collaborated with Lily Allen for its production. Yes, I also bump Alright, Still when I'm in the zone. Sure enough, I love the new song and the video is perfect. It has just the right amount of humor and complexity that I love in my music vids. I don't really understand why Jeremy Piven made a cameo, though. Smokin Aces wasn't that damn good.
10 points to
This past Saturday, Nelly felt the need to climb off of Ashanti and set his nipples free at the premiere of the Ivy Hotel in San Diego, California. Oh, what the development of pectoral muscles can do for a man's ego. This one is for the ladies - so soak it up!
DJ Khaled's video for his newest single "I'm So Hood" recently premiered. The record features Slip-N-Slide heavyhitters Trick Daddy, Rick Ross, and Plies with T-Pain on the hook. Can I just say that T-Pain is completely surpassing Lil Wayne in the musical fungus department? He is on every damn song on the radio these days and I'm not going to knock his hustle, shit! Anyway, the video looks exactly like the first one if you ask me. There is a miniscule transition towards the end where Young Jeezy comes in for his verse on Khaled's "Brown Paper Bag", but I'm not raving about this at all. It could'a been better.
So Missy is in cahoots with Doritos now. How cliché is this mess? In that case, why doesn't Karrine Steffans partner up with Trojan Condoms for a new limited edition Supahead size? And while she's at that, Lil Wayne, Chingy, and Big Tigger can film a campaign for the Logo Network. Let's all just find the niche where we belong and work it, hell!
Missy Elliott is adding flair to a new ad campaign for Doritos Collisions, Billboard has learned. In a TV spot that debuts Sept. 17, Elliott is seen working on a new track and then pausing to snack on Doritos Collisions chips. Inspired by the two different-tasting chips in the same bag, Elliott has an epiphany: her song needs two different musical styles. So, she immediately injects her hip-hop track with a little bit of country twang. [ source ]
Will the real Lord & Saviour please stand up?
Remy Ma is out of her spit-n-shine mind for this fuckery. You don't know how badly I wanted a crow to swoop down and peck out her damn eye. However, at the end of the day, this is between her and Jesus (the real one). May he have mercy on her looney ass soul.
Beyonce gave her fans a little more than they bargained for during her latest Toronto performance, when the dress she was spinning around in flew up, nearly exposing her tittays! The malfunctioning gown was undoubtedly a Tina Knowles original - there's hell in that there fabric. Anyway, this just goes to show you that if you try to wear a cape as a dress and mix in a megapowered fan you may garner embarassing results. Learn from a diva's mistakes and move on.
...just fuckin' up all over the stage these days, huh?
Author's Note: I hate this damn song!
Nicole Scherzinger was better off dolling it up with the other Pussycats. I don't think this solo thing is going to work out in her favor at all. Most of the material Interscope Records has presented to us regarding her upcoming album is lame. Prime example: this video. Running from the police, self-contortion, overly dramatic dance moves - Beyonce has done all of that and I hated it then. Do better, Nicole.
BTW: What do you think went through Tiny's head after she watched T.I. in this vid?
I know how you feel, young man. Well, not really, but don't we all think we do. Anyway, Chris also confessed that he had a thing for fellow R&B/Dance artist, Ciara, but got shot down by her twice. Maybe she doesn't like yellow cake. Thanks for the honesty though, Christopher.
While growing up, Brown watched his stepfather repeatedly abuse his mother. "He used to hit my mom. He made me terrified all the time, terrified like I had to pee on myself," he recalled. "I remember one night he made her nose bleed. I was crying and thinking, 'I'm just gonna go crazy on him one day...' I hate him to this day."
Brown's hatred of his stepfather's abuse haunted him so much that he even warned his mother that if she did not leave her husband, there'd be a big price to pay. "I just want you to know that I love you," the then-11-year-old warned her. "But one day I'm gonna take a baseball bat one day while you're at work, and I'm gonna kill him."
The KKK (Knavery Knowles Klan) flew out to Toronto in means of launching their clothing line, Dereon, in Canada. Oh, the excitement...yes. I hear all the mounties were given complimentary fitted caps and blouses made of natural maple leaves out of appreciation for their services. Gotta love that Tina.
Well, here are some of the videos from the 2nd Annual Ozone Awards like I promised. Before you go clicking away, please note that I am no flimmaker and my videographic skills are not top notch. So, if the camera shakes or someone gets in the way of your favorite artist, don't blame me.
I picked the clip above of Lil' Duval as the main video to give you an idea of what the overall mood of the show was like. Yep...dull. Check out the others that I had patience to upload below.
Watch Me: Plies performs live w/ T-Pain
Watch Me: The Bay Area gets hypy
Watch Me: Rich Boy performs live w/ Polow da Don
Watch Me: Buckeey & Tango present Best Female Rap Artist (please watch and listen)
Watch Me: The Shop Boyz perform live
Watch Me: Lloyd performs live w/ Lil' Wayne
When the paparazzi follow you around and take candid photos of you eating a sandwich in NYC, is that a sign that you've made it? I'm not sure, but that maneater Rihanna doesn't seem to mind the camera sharks one bit. Even while she is leaving this restaurant looking like she sells weed and hot Tootsie Pops out of her purse.
It sucks when you have to live with the fact that one of your favorite artists is a junkie. Amy needs a hug and taste of the Holy Spirit (and probably a bag of Doritos). Hopefully all will go well and maybe she will realize that drugs and alcohol can destroy her. I'm still a fan and will continue to have her albums in heavy rotation, but to hell with seeing her perform live. After I heard she was getting high onstage and spitting on people in the audience I declared a decent "Fuck that!".
FRIENDS are concerned about party-loving singer Amy Winehouse after she was hauled into a London hospital suffering from a drug overdose.
The stick-thin star needed an adrenaline shot - and had to have her stomach pumped, Britain's The Sun newspaper reported today.
Her record company claimed she was suffering from “severe exhaustion”.
Winehouse, 23 - who ironically counts Rehab among her hits - has already told of using marijuana and cocaine. [ source ]
Jay-Z has been named the second best dressed man in the world by Esquire Magazine in their fourth annual list ranking the best dressed men in the world.
NFL player Tom Brady comes in at #1 while Jay-Z is followed by actor Daniel Craig, presidential candidate Barack Obama and New York hotelier Andre Balazs.
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More pics after the jump...