Mariah Watches Porn?

Mariah Carey is threatening legal action against Mary Carey because the adult entertainer is planning to trademark her similar sounding stage name. Carey is worried fans might confuse the two performers if Mary Carey's application to trademark her name for audio and video recordings is successful. However, the porn star, real name Mary Cook-insists she's not intimidated by Carey. She says, "It's kind of funny because I'm a porn star and I've been being myself for a long time. I think she's being silly."

If Mariah files a lawsuit against her, I think Mary should countersue for all the times Mariah swagger-jacked her outfits. You can't be a world famous singer and a paid hoe at the same time. It's just not fair to the other hard working cum-guzzlers in America.