Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Mel B Names Her Baby

What do you name the illegitimate child of a washed-up pop star and a donkey? Melanie Brown knows and its...Fortuna Daphne Bay! Don't hate on genius! With a previous daughter named Phoenix Chi, I'm thinking of enlisting Mel to provide my firstborn with a juicy moniker like her own.

Still no word when Eddie Murphy will take a paternity test for Lil' Fortuna, but I hear Maury is willing to put the whole thing to rest for a can of Bush Beans and a strip of bacon.


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