Tupac Is Still Dead

To the amazement of the music industry, entertainment industry and millions of fans worldwide Tupac Amaru Shakur, a hip hop star and screen actor long believed to be dead, will be returning to the public spotlight in a controversial live taping on the popular television show Mind of Mencia. The show will air Sunday April 15th on Comedy Central at 10pm, 9pm central.

“That’s why I chose to come back on Mind of Mencia” said Mr. Shakur in a telephone conference with several news media organizations. “Cause Carlos keep it real." [ spotted @ Miss Info TV ]

Let me help out those of you who haven't pieced the puzzle together yet. This is all fake! Sure, you will see a Tupac on Mind of Menica, but it will really be the schmuck pictured above left acting as him. Said schmuck goes by the name of Josh Harraway and seems to think he's really the Hip-Hop legend.

It's understandable though. Every other month, I go to Don Imus' House of NappyHead Hoe-Hair and add a few colorful locks to my dome. Then I hit the block and impersonate George Clinton. It makes me whole.