Oh Bitch Please

So, the two nutbirds actually decided to go through with it. Must be something in the water.

Congrats to actor Nick Cannon who proposed last night to his Victoria’s Secret hottie Selita Ebanks. The couple, who attended the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Gala, were chauffeured in a Rolls Royce Phantom to Times Square where Nick proposed to his girl on one knee with a 12-carat diamond ring. Now that’s a rock!

The proposal was projected on the giant MTV jumbo-tron were the words, "Selita will you marry me?" [ source ]

I hate to be the rotten mother-in-law in this situation, but come the fuck on! These fools just met each other in February. IT'S MAY!

Something ain't right. Whatever. The sex must be good and we all know Nick is as dumb as a box of rocks, so there you have it.