Rihanna: Shut Up & Drive

Do you know what this song says to me? It says, "Hi. I'm Forhedda and I can be a rock star if Def Jam spanks me hard enough. Grind against a car, Jay? No problem." I'm still trying to warm up to this girl's plastered up little she-devil character, but if one of the cars in this video had run her ass over, I would have been quite pleased. Call it what you want - I'm seeking help.

I'm going to name my first born Concrete Loop!