Who Gives A Shit?

"We are extremely excited at this point in our lives planning our wedding and the joy that comes with expecting our first child together. We hope people will be happy for us and respect our privacy during this happy period in our lives." [ source ]

So, Usher and his boyfriend finally 'fessed up to the Associated Press on the rumors of his pregnancy...and I still don't give a sugar-coated fuck. Usher is engaged to a man; plain and simple. Growing up, I was led to believe that in order to become pregnant you needed a uterus, fallopian tubes, and a couple eggs. Dr. Jingleheimer can't surgically implant those. There is a deeper more newsworthy story hidden in here somewhere. When it's found let me know.