Chris Brown Wants To Be 50
The country is being invaded by young stars. Def Jam Records should open up an R&B babysitting agency. 17 year old, Chris Brown has been showcasing his talent to the world over the past couple months and many people seem satisfied. I'm not...not yet at least. So fresh off of his first album, this little boy says he's ready to do movies. Um...Christopher, I hope you don't think that because you can pull off a semi-impressive Michael Jackson imitated music video, that you can instantly jump into acting. It's not the same. Now, out of all the movie stars he could have gained inspiration from, he chose 50 Cent. Strike one. Look at what he had to say.
"I'm looking at some serious roles that would take me out of the kiddie — well, not kiddie — but the sweet Chris Brown that everybody knows. It would be more of a life-challenging Chris Brown, like how 50 Cent's story was [in 'Get Rich or Die Tryin' '], more along the lines of playing a role like that,"
Nigga, did you see Get Rich Or Die Tryin? I guess not. I'm sure they didn't allow you in, unless you had a parental guardian with you. 50 can't act, so aim higher. Then, what the hell does he mean he doesn't want to look "kiddie"? Boy, you're 17, you can't even buy cigarettes yet. Go audition for Spy Kids 4 and sit your ass down.
Anyway, Chris did manage to get a part in an upcoming film along with Ne-Yo (aka Go-Go). Due out by 2007, the movie is called Steppin'. So I guess he'll be playing a crack-dealer who get's shot and devotes his life to dance. I smell an Oscar.