I'm Screaming Already.
Parents, you can expect your horny little children to start sucking up to you soon, because The Scream Tour 5 is right around the corner. This year's tour is being headlined by (get this) Jibbs. What, was J'Kwon too busy or are they picking niggas that don't matter at random? Also joining the tour are, Omarion, No-Yo, Pretty Ricky, Yung Cock, Mario, and One Chance.
Want dates? I got them:
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 11TH – GREAT FALLS, MT.Four Seasons Arena
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND – MIAMI, FL.American Air Arena
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24TH – HAMPTON, VA.Coliseum
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 25TH – GREENSBORO, N.C.Coliseum
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 26TH – ATLANTA, GA.Philips Arena
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 1ST – MEMPHIS, TN.FedEx Forum
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 2ND – ST. LOUIS, MO.Savvis Center
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 3RD- KANSAS CITY, MO.Kemper Arena
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 8TH – OAKLAND, CA.Coliseum
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 9TH – LAS VEGAS, NV. Aladdin or Orleans
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 10TH – LOS ANGELES, CA.Scream tour- Forum
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 22ND – PHILADELPHIA, PA.Wachovia Center
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 23RD – NEW YORK, N.Y.Madison Square Garden
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 26TH – DETROIT, MI.Joe Lewis Arena
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 28TH – CHICAGO, IL.All State Arena
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 29TH – CLEVELAND, OH.CSU Wolstein Center
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 30TH – BALTIMORE, MD.1st Mariner Arena
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 31ST – WASHINGTON, D.C.Verizon Center
If the Pretty Ricky boys start doing dick thrusts against inanimate objects, I'm setting the stage on fire.