Friday, November 03, 2006

Kanye's Cry Baby Chronicles

I'm currently recruiting a small team of vigilantes to aid me in my mission to hogtie Kanye West and shut his looney ass up forever. At yesterday's MTV Europe Awards, Mr. West was a little more than disappointed when he lost the award for Best Video to French DJ Justice & Simian. As the winners attempted to make their acceptance speech, Kanye bumrushed the stage and blurted a bunch of ignorance over the microphone in anger. Later on at the show's press conference the fool said,

“I haven’t seen (the Justice and Simian video). Possibly it could have been quite good but no way better than ‘Touch The Sky’”

“That was some spread the love bullshit, ‘Oh everyone should have an award’. Please press people print ‘Kanye says f*ck that!’”

With all the irritating bitch fits he has had this year, I think Kanye is eligible for The Fury's Sit Down Lifetime Achievement Award. Then maybe he'll stop whining.

Extra, Extra: Justin TimberFake is pushing the limits of his recently renewed ghetto pass with that flappy little mouth of his. He made a few slick comments about Kanye's incident last night saying, "After the show, Kanye will be in the parking lot accepting awards he did not win. Seriously though, I've got sexy covered, it's good to see someone's doing crazy." I'm going to love seeing John Legend and Farnsworth Bentley tagteam that whiteboy for the love of their man.


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