Lord Take Me Now!

Sources are dropping bombs regarding Bobby Brown and Karrine Steffans. According to new gossip, Superhead is now pregnant with Bobby's child. As if we didn't have enough hobbit-sized crack fiends roaming the earth. We all know that Karrine masturbates to the thought of having her own reality show, so people are saying that she let Bobby knock her up in order to star in the next season of Being Bobby Brown.

They should invite me to the baby shower. I just want to spread some Johnson & Johnson powder on my palm, and slap that bitch's head into the apocolypse.