No More Kitty for Scotty

SCOTT Storch is a hot record producer, but some of his lady friends are cold. Storch had a birthday party for himself last month in Miami at the nightclub Mansion. A friend tells us, "He's upset that none of his famous female friends - Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears - bothered to show up. And he even gave Lindsay $1 million in diamonds over New Year's! Kelly Rowland was supposed to come and sing a special 'Happy Birthday' to him and she was a no-show, too." A rep for Storch said, "Scott was not upset at all - he had Derek Jeter and Ludacris there, and a naked girl even popped out of the cake." [ source ]

Aww, poor Scott. Well, I'm sure there is a reasonable explanation as to why those bad girls stood you up. There was probably a coke-snorting party on Washington Avenue and Paris decided to round up the other pop whores for a taste of the action. Maybe, it's because you look like Dick Dastardly...you know, shit happens. Buck up!