Whitney Sells Her Drawers!

January 3, 2007 -- GETTING into Whitney Houston's pants - as well as the superstar's bras and bustiers - will be a snap next week. All you'll have to do is to open your checkbook and spend big.

The Grammy-winning diva is selling off hundreds of her famous stage outfits and accessories, including intimate undergarments, at an Irvington, N.J., auction next week - an event that could earn her hundreds of thousands of dollars in welcome cash.

Among the items on the block are 13 of Houston's Dolce & Gabbana bustier bras adorned with animal prints and sequins; four velvet bodysuits with "WH" logos; six black stretch pants; several gold, black, white and red evening dresses; and 16 wardrobe cases. [ source ]

My current goal is to place the highest bid on those skid-mark covered granny panties that Whitney loved so much. I hear they even have fresh Bobby Brown fingerprints on 'em. Please, don't try to outbid me next week, for I will slap a bitch if I must.