So Fresh, So Clean

Will Smith [has fit] his Los Angeles home with the latest Japanese restroom gadget. The movie star reveals his new “toy” affords him a hands-free toilet experience, and cleans him up afterwards. He says, “They’ve installed these toilets from Japan. They’re paper free. Wherever you sit on the toilet, somehow it hits the bull’s eye perfectly. It cleans and then dries you. It is just water and then air.” [ source ]

Technology is starting to get a little out-of-hand. Who the hell installs a booty wash inside their bathroom? Does it wax the crack too, Will? Hmm? Is that how you get your nut busted, Mr. Smith? I think Jada should confiscate this little "toy" from you before it starts to effect the children.