The Block Is Hot

Bet you didn't know that Fergie used to be a dopeboy, er, dopegirl - the heffa sold drugs, okay? It took a near-death experience to get her life on track.

"I had a gun put to my head during a drug deal that went wrong. Luckily I got out of it."

Now, she should have known that when Bobby says he wants a brick he means it. So kids, let Fergie's mistakes be a lesson to all of you; don't use or distribute drugs...and never try to lick your own cooch. It's bad for your health.