New Single Cover

FYI: My new name for Rihanna is Pastel, because she's basically a drawing of what Def Jam wants her to be instead of who she actually is. You can't fool me, bitch! Your E! True Hollywood Story will one day shed the light.

Anyway, here is the cover for her new single, Umbrella, featuring Joe SweetDick Camel himself. This little Bajan just doesn't take a break - she's got music to make and cum to drink. Please, control your hate.

Pastel's new album Good Girl Gone Bad hits stores in June.