Rubbing The Blarney Stone

I guess the kindergarten boy booty of America isn't working for Michael Jackson anymore. After leaving the U.S. at the closing of his sex charge acquittal, he allegedly flew to Europe and is making plans of buying a castle in Ireland. Not only will he be moving to the country, but he also hopes to open his own theme park there.

"Michael is deadly serious about this idea,” a source told Ireland’s Daily Mirror. “He loves the whole idea of leprechauns and the magic and myths of Ireland. It would cost around 500 million Euros [about $635 million] to do. He’s always wanted to open his own theme park and he thinks Ireland is the perfect place and it will all be built around the leprechaun theme.”

Let's just hope that Mr. Jackson doesn't go digging for some little kid's pot o' gold on the other side of the Irish rainbow, if you get what I'm saying.