.. Sit Down ..

"I've got the name Moses on my inner right arm. I can relate to this story, as far as leading people out. That's how my boys (the St. Lunatics) and I felt about the St. Louis music scene. (When we hit it big) we felt like we were leading some of the top musical talent out of there, on to broader horizons." -- Nelly on his tattoo of the name Moses.

I was hoping I wasn't going to have to do another "Sit Down" segment anytime soon, but damnit, Nelly messed everything up with this shit. Let me first say that the St. Lunatics may have been broke before you got a deal, but nigga, they weren't slaves and you weren't rescuing them from Pharoah. You just happened to be a nigga who got a bunch of his homeboys recording contracts; as if, everybody doesn't do that. Young Dro, Lloyd Banks, even Cam'ron started off as a nameless entourage member 69'ing gonorrhea infested groupies, and now they're all selling records. Besides, when it boils down to it, none of them Lunatic niggas can rap anyway. So Nelly, do me a favor and leave the Bible out of this, because until you part the Red Sea and drag Murphy Lee's high ass across it, you are simply a nigga whose fuckin' an R&B bitch. Sit your ass down.