MTV Is Trying To Destroy Me

( pic via Crunk & Disorderly )

DIDDY IS BACK and this time, he's looking for the best *MALE* talent in the nation!

If your voice rivals Justin Timberlake's. . .

AND you put Usher to shame on the dance floor. . .

YOU may have what it takes to MAKE THE BAND! Nationwide casting calls are being held in early 2007 - and DIDDY WANTS YOU!

Look for upcoming auditions in:

Los Angeles

Houston

Orlando

Atlanta

Chicago

Detroit

AND New York City!

Danity Kane from Making the Band 3 has already become a HUGE success!

Don't miss your opportunity to make history with DIDDY'S INTERNATIONAL *MALE* SUPERGROUP in Making the Band 4!

Dear Father,

I know that I am not the world's # 1 Christian, but I come to you now asking that you stop this foolishness from happening. I'm not sure that this is a legitimate story seeing as how it was derived from a suspicious looking Myspace page, but Lord, we both know that watching another group of greasy pretty boys pop and lock across the country will only add further stress to the head of this Earth. So, shut it down, God...shut it down.

Amen.