NOOOO!

So, people have been tipping be on this rumor that Rakim may be packing up his Hefty bag and moving on over to Curtis Jackson's bosom as a new member of G-Unit. If this is true, then Hip-Hop not only died, but it resurrected itself and then commited suicide. First Katt Williams joins Dipset, then Michelle Branch supposedly jumped on the short bus with The Inc. - don't do this to us, Rakim. Just try busting freestyles over the intercom at Marshalls. You may go broke, but you'd have my respect.