Ya Gotta Shake Ya Ass!

Beyonce gave her fans a little more than they bargained for during her latest Toronto performance, when the dress she was spinning around in flew up, nearly exposing her tittays! The malfunctioning gown was undoubtedly a Tina Knowles original - there's hell in that there fabric. Anyway, this just goes to show you that if you try to wear a cape as a dress and mix in a megapowered fan you may garner embarassing results. Learn from a diva's mistakes and move on.

...just fuckin' up all over the stage these days, huh?