Missing In Action!

I've been scrolling through my beloved iPod and wondering what the hell happened to all these recording artists. It seems like these days musicians put out one hot song and then go Natalee Holloway and get missing. Anyway, here's a list of celebs who should be appearing on the side of your milk cartons.

• Webbie
• Brooke Valentine
• Crime Mob
• Tyra
• Jhene
• Ms. Jade
• 8ball & MJG
• 702
• J-Kwon
• Bonecrusher
• Fatty Koo (did they even start?)
• Khia
• Kevin Lyttle
• Joe Budden
• Sisqo
• Ruben Studdard
• Jacki-O (thievin ass)
• Magic
• Guerilla Black
• Teairra Mari
• Smilez & Southstar
• Nicole Wray
• Pastor Troy
• Jessica (from the Road to Stardom)

If you have any information on the whereabouts of these artists, tell them to report to the studio ASAP. Um...except for Sisqo. I think the world's better off without him.