Captain Super Save-a-Ho

Cam'ron and Jim Jones are still riding the Def Jam all-stars like mechanical bulls. Reports say that the Dipset frontmen are in the studio recording another diss record aimed at both Jay-Z and Nas, but here's the kicker: They plan on adding Nas' nasty ex-wife, Carmen Bryan, to the track, just for a little sting. In addition to that low-blow, Cam and Jim are allegedly supporting Carmen on the publishing of her book, Sex, Drugs, & Hip-Hop, by making sure to purchase 1,000 copies each.

Okay, if you really want to help Carmen, what you need to do is dump that bitch in some disinfectant and drop her ass off at church. Ballin!