How Predictable

Oh Lord! That boy Federline can't even give away tickets to his damn shows. Poor thing.

"Friday night at the Frank Black show at House of Blues on Sunset, the staff at the queue outside were trying to give away tickets for Kevin Federline's November 22 concert there. Several of them had large stacks of tickets and were pleading (with little success) for incoming concert-goers to take a few tickets." [ source ]

I almost feel bad for his ass. First his album goes Wood selling like 6,000 copies, then his coke-head wife leaves him, now he has the rest of the banjo posse begging passersby to come watch him butcher rap music. It's enough to make you turn on Lifetime and shed a tear.