Beyoncé on Marriage
"You can't rush a man into anything-whether it's a relationship, marriage or having children. When he's ready, he'll let you know. I was never one of those girls who dreamed of a big wedding. Maybe me and my man will go away to an island; maybe we'll go to a church. I have no idea...My parents have been married for 27 years and they're still in love. That's a great example for me. I know it's possible."
Well, I for one don't give two chicken-fried shits whether The Harpy Queen and The Camel King ever jump the broom. The whole relationship is bound to go stale within a year. I mean, it's already sour.