Thursday, August 17, 2006

.. Bits & Pieces ..

Fucking Bobby Brown

Well, Karrine Steffans has finally realized that snitching on rappers with small penises alone will not make her rich, so she has allegedly set up house with Bobby Brown. She offered him a safe haven from his quarrels with Whitney at her own home, but we all know Superhead is really looking for some cash to treat the burning itch of her numerous venerial diseases. I also heard she is looking to attain her own reality series through Bobby's producers. I for one do not need to watch a show following the life and times of Ms. Steffans. HBO's Cathouse: The Series already covers everything I would see. Poor Whitney has been seen walking around with her ring finger bare. It was bound to happen.

Dem French Fries Boyz Join Tour

Now that Parlae has gotten out of the govenrment's grasp for his drug trafficking charges, he and his group will be joining the Up Close & Personal tour with Chris Brown and Ne-Yo. I have to work this concert when it hits Miami's American Airlines Arena, so now I get to see a room of 21, 000 teenagers bounce around and do The Addams Family snap to "I Think They Like Me". Imagine my excitement.

Trina New Album Due in the Winter

The Queen of The South has set a date for her 4th album, The Baddest Bitch 2 (The Carter 2...I'm just sayin). The new LP, which features production from Swizz Beatz, Jazze Pha, and Cool & Dre, should be ready by December 19th. However, I will believe it when I see it. Trina had her fans waiting nearly a year and a half for her last album, The Glamorest Life, to be released. In the meantime, you can look out for her clothing line DP Wear to slap the racks. I'm not sure when that will go on sale, but when you see 17-year old girls rockin' animal-print fishnets, you'll know it's ready.


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