Creampies For Everyone!

The days of going to Planned Parenthood are over. Plan B, also known as the "day after pill", is now legally available without prescription at local pharmecies for women 18 and over, as well as men purchasing for thier partners. Today the Food and Drug Administration approved the anti-pregnancy pill's accesiblity after years of debate.

So what does this really mean?

Hundreds irresponsible sexually active couples are going to be at your local Duane Reade. Many local underage girls are going to owe their big sisters favors.

[ Mike Brown the Remix ]

Well, I'm sure Cassie, Superhead, and Scott Storch are all jumping for joy. I just want all you freaky bastards out there to remember to always protect yourself. You don't want to wake up one morning with your genitals looking like bubble wrap.