Ex-President Carter

I heard that Jay-Z will be resigning from the position of Def Jam Records' president and CEO once his new album and tour are ready. He filled the label's seat in 2004, and word is the Brooklyn Boy's new LP will be creeping up on us by November of this year, with his first single being "Guess and Polo" featuring Nas. Thank God. With him gone, maybe Memphis Bleek and Redman won't have to continue stocking staplers and construction paper at Office Depot for a living.