Who's Up Next?

Bossip.com dropped a report that Irv Gotti was recently seen prancing around Kim Kardashian's California boutique. We all know that the negro can't afford to buy anything, so he must have been there for some other reason; probably to jump on the Ho Train. I mean, all the cool kids are doing it.

Anyway, I hear that Kim's cooch is so stretched out at this point, that she can finally fulfill her goal of transporting inner-city LA youth into Beverly Hills by way of her uterus. There, they can learn to film sex tapes and become big superstars. See, the sluttiness is for a good cause.