Monica - Dozen Roses

spotted @ Crunk & Disorderly

I'm offended by this song. All I'm saying is, if a girl tells me that I remind her of her Gucci shoes and that we're tighter than the jeans on her ass, she's probably calling me gay. Monica is rude as hell. Suppose I tell my girlfriend that I remind her of a Corona beer bottle or locker room sweat, and that we're tighter than the condom on my dick. I'd get a double backhand slap. Sheesh!