Growing Pain

Michael Jordan was nice enough to throw a party for Chris Brown, celebrating the success of his Up Close & Personal tour. Why? I don't know, but I don't think it's fair that Chris can get into all the clubs in the country when he's only 17 years old and I can't. It's because he's light-skinned, isn't it?

BTW: Do I see some facial hair sprouting up on that chin, Young Chris? They grow up so fast.