Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Beyonce "SlaveDriver" Knowles

Sources tell TMZ that [Beyonce] is shooting several music videos in L.A. this week, which we're told she is financing, not her label. Sources also say Beyonce's choreographer, Frank Gatson, has refused to work with any of the dancers' agents on this job.

We're told that by eliminating the middleman and dealing directly with the dancers, Beyonce can pay them below standard wages. Industry contacts say this practice is highly irregular for an artist of Beyonce's stature, and it undermines the dance industry as a whole. TMZ has learned that in order to maintain good working relationships, the production company for the project , RSA Films, has recently agreed to pay agency fees for some of the dancers. [ source ]

I knew it. Beyonce is a nothing but a money hungry tyrant looking to strip us of our rights and earnings while rapidly overthrowing the entire world; forcing us to wear House of Dereon on the regular.


MJB Opens Up

R&B star Mary J. Blige is still desperately trying to come to terms with the sexual abuse she first suffered as a five-year-old child.

The Be Without You singer has often talked publicly about her battles with drug abuse and says her private pain began in childhood.

The 36-year-old tells US publication Parade, "When I was five, sexual stuff was done to me. My mother was a single parent, a working woman. She left us with people she thought could be trusted. They hurt me." [ source ]

Who was it, Mary? Just give me a name and and a zip code. I'll have my crew of Myspace goons sniff 'em out and shut shit down. My contact info is on the blog!

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So, we finally get to see what Bad Boy's long awaited twins look like - they look like little brown infants. Go fucking figure!
I'm still buggin' over the names that Diddy & Kim "honored" them with - D'Lilah Star and Jesse James...the monikers of real million dollar babies. Sit with that.

The Game - Wouldn't Get Far (f. Kanye West)

Okay, this video is nice and I won't deny that, but I have a few questions for The Game.

  1. What made you decide to put all these video hoes on blast? Did you get "the clap" from one of them or something?
  2. Why are you trying to make it seem like video girls are nasty and trifling when you just fingered Vida Guerra and admitted it?
  3. Why was Gloria Velez aka "Queen Hoe" in the video? Doesn't that bitch have a cum collection at home?

That pretty much raps up my share of Q's. Like I said, the video is nice, but the song is confusing.

No More Kitty for Scotty

SCOTT Storch is a hot record producer, but some of his lady friends are cold. Storch had a birthday party for himself last month in Miami at the nightclub Mansion. A friend tells us, "He's upset that none of his famous female friends - Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears - bothered to show up. And he even gave Lindsay $1 million in diamonds over New Year's! Kelly Rowland was supposed to come and sing a special 'Happy Birthday' to him and she was a no-show, too." A rep for Storch said, "Scott was not upset at all - he had Derek Jeter and Ludacris there, and a naked girl even popped out of the cake." [ source ]

Aww, poor Scott. Well, I'm sure there is a reasonable explanation as to why those bad girls stood you up. There was probably a coke-snorting party on Washington Avenue and Paris decided to round up the other pop whores for a taste of the action. Maybe, it's because you look like Dick know, shit happens. Buck up!

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Wet N' Wild

Not but a few months after being slapped with a sexual harrasment lawsuit, "rapper" Benzino has leaked his own sex tape onto the internet. Now, it took me a while to post this video because I had a lot of vomit to clean up after watching it. I apologize. Anyway, if you are interested in viewing Zino's ass eating ability and think you can hold your breakfast down go ahead and check this clip out. (NSFW)

Shout out to Miss Info for the clip.

Monday, January 29, 2007

Throw Dem 'Bows

Yes, I have already admitted that I am a video game freak - it's a curse. So, seeing as how I'm also a Hip-Hop fanatic, it only makes sense that I be drooling over the thought of owning EA Games' new fighter, Def Jam: Icon. We are slowly nearing the March 2007 release of the game and more and more info is becoming available. I'm sure you'll catch a couple rappers promoting it on BET and MTV rather soon. Check out the battle between Big Boi and T.I. above.

Sloppy Seconds

It looks like Sienna Miller is loving her new found singledom. The Casanova star was papped cosying up to US rapper, P Diddy, just days after being linked to Josh Hartnett.

The 25-year-old was partying with the rapper at Harry O's nightclub, in Park City Utah last night.

The actress is in the city promoting her new film, Factory Girl at the Sundance Film Festival.

Miller reportedly denied rumours about a romance with Hartnett upon her arrival in Utah.

Speculation about a romance was fuelled after she and Hartnett were reportedly looking very cosy on a couch at a Golden Globe after party last week. [ source ]

Poor Kim - sitting at home; lactating breasts leaking of twin milk from her recent delivery. Now she has to deal with this shit. Diddy knows Kim doesn't like white bitches. So, why is he walking this chick to her hotel and shit?

Dysfunctional...that's what they are.

Make That 101 Problems

"I've been stalking Jay-Z more than three years," Katrina says matter-of-factly. "Jay-Z is the CEO of Def Jam [Records]. He's a big celebrity. In my mind, he's more than that. He is just my dream. I can't seem to think of anybody else. He is my all and all." Katrina buys every magazine Jay-Z is in, has called him over 300 times and e-mails him 200 times a day, but he has never responded. She even had a T-shirt made up with Jay-Z's and her picture, that she says she sleeps in every night. "Jay-Z's real name is Shawn Corey Carter. When I'm writing songs, I would just call him Shawn. I make up my own songs and leave them on his voice mail," she shares. "I went to a Web site that has gossip, and they believe anything you say. I e-mailed them a letter, saying I was Jay-Z's ex. I also went as far as saying Jay-Z liked me better than [his girlfriend] Beyonce. He's in love with me," she reveals. "Everything was made up. . . "

Katrina's friends have pointed out that she'll never be able to take Jay-Z from Beyonce. "I don't care. To me, I am Beyonce. I am every man's dream. I'm accomplishing it by just looking in the mirror and saying, 'Jay-Z's going to be my man,'" she says. Katrina explains that when she heard a rumor that Jay-Z proposed to Beyonce, she snapped and tore all his pictures up. "I want to see Beyonce and Jay-Z one day in public and just go there and snatch her weave out."

You know we're living in our last days when bitches are snatching weaves out of each other's heads over camel love. Actually, seeing Beyonce get her wig ripped clean off of her scalp by a crazy black girl may be all the entertainment I need for a while.

Extra, Extra: Jay-Z is supposedly working with Coca-Cola to re-launch the Cherry Coke soda. The hell if I know why. I guess comebacks are the hot shit of the decade.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Gay, Straight, or Busted?

What in the frosty blue hell is going on this photo? Here we have Snoop Dogg in some kind of Chinese Clan of the Booty-Pluggers outfit, along with a known unknown, Laz Alonso (Stomp The Yard), and Aldis "Sweaty Pit" Hodge. The current level of fug emitting itself from my PC is far too much to bear.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Got 99 Problems & Ya' Fur is One

A jacket from Jigga's clothing line, Rocawear, allegedly has dog fur in its collar, even though it's advertised as having fake fur. According to an investigation by The Humane Society of the United States, the Hunter jacket on contains real fur from a raccoon dog, a dog indigenous to Asia that The Humane Society claims are skinned alive for the coats, hence the uproar.

As of today, the $265 coat was still a "featured" item on the Rocawear website. Late last year, a similar investigation found that raccoon dog fur was being used in a coat in rap mogul P. Diddy's "Sean John" collection; that item was removed from stores within a few days.

Reps for Jay-Z and Rocawear could not immediately be reached for comment. The Humane Society said that it informed the company of the issue a week ago, but that they've taken no action. [ source ]

Once again - damn shame. This is what a racoon dog looks like, just so we're all on the same bizarre page. You know, Fraggle, if worst comes to worst you can always use Solange's bikini wax remains for your collars. Nobody will even be able to tell the difference. That way you save money and animals - everyone's happy!

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Future Thugs

Jim Jones didn't really seem to take the cover of Tru Life's new mixtape lightly. The image of him dressed in a Borat-inspired slingshot bathing suit was difficult for all of us to bear. So, how does a rapper in 2007 get back at such a cynical move? Screw a diss record, they use technology, bitch! Not only did the Dipset camp transform Tru's original mixtape cover into the one above (Hey, Fraggle!), but they also hacked into his myspace page warping everything into a completely embarassing mess. All that has been fixed now and although I don't condone such childish behavior between grown men, let's not act like Jimmy didn't 1-Up Lizzy this time around. Check out screenshots of the tainted page below.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Joe Jackson's Twin

Hey, Joe! I found your brother! I think that Janet and the rest of the Jackson clan ought to get to know there Uncle Calibos a little bit better. It's not everyday that you get to sip tea with the family swamp beast.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Bobby Drops A Dime-Bag

Okay, so this is a video of Bobby Brown performing "On Our Own" live back in the day. If you watch closely, you will notice that around 1:30 as he is shuckin' and jivin', Bobby drops something that looks an awful lot like a bag of cocaine onstage. Before we get a chance to point and laugh, BB quickly scrapes up the evidence and slips it back in his pocket. Damn shame...

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

.. Rumor Mill ..

According to rumors, Lil' Wayne was injured this past weekend during his tour. I hear that he may have gotten into a heated argument with someone in his entourage which led to an actual fist fight, leaving Weezy with a broken jaw. Representatives for Lil' Wayne declined to comment.

Man, why did it have to resort to violence? They could have just had a hot freestyle battle, or broken out the cardboard slab and had a breakdance competition, or hell, a tongue wrestling match, since Cash Money gets down like that.

Cassie in FHM France

I'm not gonna lie - the girl looks good. Cassie makes a much better model than she does a singer. She probably starves herself just for the hell of it. I think she should stick to taking pretty pictures, because song and dance is not her forte. Scruff McGruff the crime dog makes a better pop artist than she does, but beauty - that's all her right there.

The NightRiders

Poor Cam'ron - riding around Harlem on a mountain bike. That of which he and his crew probably hijacked a bunch of crackheads for. What are we gonna do with this brother? Nah, let me leave Killa alone. I have a bizarre fondness for him (no homo). From what I've heard, Cam does this sort of thing on the regular. Cruising the streets playing with bootleggers, drunks, bootlegging drunks, and his fans. He shows his people love.

BTW: I'm co-signing for that "black-on-black love" too Mr. Hustle & Flow. Ha-ha!

Bitch, Please!

Apparently, Mariah Carey doesn't try to look too sexy. She feels like she's under pressure to have great looks.

"I think that a lot of women are just trying to live up to the stereotypes and to the standard that's set on TV and in magazines, which is airbrushed women who weigh 3 pounds.

"And it's not fair. It's not easy. But everybody gets really protective of me. They're, like, 'Be less sexy.'" "

If I look too sexy it's not intentional - if you film my body a certain way, it's gonna look like a certain way. But honestly, I've been the same way since I was a little kid. Like, I'm just emulating whatever's on a magazine." [ source ]

I don't have a problem with sexy women, but this bitch is lying through her whitened teeth. I mean, this outfit screams "Please masturbate to my shiny cape and man legs".

Papoose - Alphabetical Slaughter

courtesy of

This is the video for Papoose's ridiculous record, "Alphabetical Slaughter". I will admit that out of all the tracks that Pap has done, this is by far my favorite one. Although, big ol' Kay Slay only adds yeast to this lyrical vagina, the video is pretty impressive as well.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Chris Brown on The OC

Well, some of you fans may have missed Chris Brown's first appearance on FOX's newly axed drama, The OC, last week, so here you go. No need to send me a gift. Your smile makes it all worth while. So, Christopher is supposed to be playing a "band geek" named Will in the show. He doesn't seem very geeky to me in his Ice Cream hoodie. He will also appear in the new dance film Stomp The Yard, which hits theaters this Friday. Do you think Chris' acting is on point or is he another Beyonce?

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Layin' The Smack Down

TMZ has learned that police are conducting a criminal investigation into allegations that R & B singer Tyrese punched his pregnant girlfriend twice in the stomach early this morning.

Police sources tell us that Tyrese's live-in girlfriend claimed that the two got into a heated argument around 5:30 AM at their Los Angeles home. According to our sources, paramedics responded after Tyrese allegedly struck the woman, who is five months pregnant, twice in the stomach and then drove away from the scene.

Details to follow. [ source ]

Maybe he was practicing for Baby Boy 2?

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This don't make no damn sense. Quantavius plays too much!

.. Rumor Mill ..

Supposedly, Chamillionaire and Lil' Wayne were both set to make appearances on 50 Cent's next album, Before I Self-Destruct, but due to a beef between Wayne and G-Unit flunkie Young Buck, Weezy was thrown off of the project. I was never given a reason why Young Carter and Young Buck are beefing, but my guess would be that it has something to do with Buck going on DJ Kay Slay's radio show a few months back and giving a not-so-nice opinion about the Cash Money kissing situation. Maybe Buck wants a kiss, too.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Whitney Sells Her Drawers!

January 3, 2007 -- GETTING into Whitney Houston's pants - as well as the superstar's bras and bustiers - will be a snap next week. All you'll have to do is to open your checkbook and spend big.

The Grammy-winning diva is selling off hundreds of her famous stage outfits and accessories, including intimate undergarments, at an Irvington, N.J., auction next week - an event that could earn her hundreds of thousands of dollars in welcome cash.

Among the items on the block are 13 of Houston's Dolce & Gabbana bustier bras adorned with animal prints and sequins; four velvet bodysuits with "WH" logos; six black stretch pants; several gold, black, white and red evening dresses; and 16 wardrobe cases. [ source ]

My current goal is to place the highest bid on those skid-mark covered granny panties that Whitney loved so much. I hear they even have fresh Bobby Brown fingerprints on 'em. Please, don't try to outbid me next week, for I will slap a bitch if I must.

.. Rumor Mill ..

I've been hearing that Young Jezabel Rihanna is planning on getting breast implants soon. Why, I'm not quite sure, but I did hear that Def Jam is suggesting that she shoot for the new House of Deréon silicon gels. Don't worry, those implants will be available to the public this spring. Reserve yours now and get a pair of lepoard skin booty-pads absolutely free.

Sadly, It's True

Diddy is actually going through with this Making The Band 4 mess. Well, I guess watching grown men scream, cry, bitch, and drink tea is the new hot shit in TV land. Ooh, maybe Dylan will audition again. That would make for good reality television.

Introducing Phaomi

So, rumors have it that music producer Pharrell Williams and supermodel Naomi Campbell are now a couple. I had a temporary loss of vision and hearing when I heard about this one. Sources say that the two celebs have been spending a lot of their free time together and were spotted "getting cozy" (ugh!) over the New Year's Eve weekend. Whatever, this will all be over once Skateboard P buys Naomi the wrong pair of jeans.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Cassie Stays With BBE

For the love of God...please shut up, little girl. It's as if you think someone gives a damn. I thought I was going to hear a gang of crickets start chirping around 00:54.

Dance Life

I guess "krumping" is still relevant to some people. As you can see in the clip above, Chris Brown and his dancers had a ball battling each other to the California-based dance just recently. So, he can move like an alleyway crackhead; all that is well and good, but I'm waiting for Chris to bust a J'Sett onstage like nobody's business. I'll pay good money to see that shit happen.

To Hell With Talent

Singer-turned-actor Justin Timberlake refused to take acting lessons before taking on a leading role in the upcoming movie "Alpha Dogs." IMDB News reports that the pop star feels he had enough acting experience during his "Mickey Mouse Club" days to play an accused teen killer in the gritty flick. "I thought it was a dark script, but I also thought it was a great statement, and I like to make statements," JT says. [ source ]

Well, Timberlake is quite confident of himself. I suppose we should be looking foward to some of that throwback Disney Channel skill that he gave us back in the 90's. Let's take a look at some of that again, shall we?

Mmm...brilliant! (get the fuck outta here)