Friday, June 30, 2006

She's Defeated, Missy's the Reason.

Remy Ma left the BET Awards with a bit of salt on her face after she lost the award for Best Female Hip-Hop Artist, which went to Missy Elliott. Check out her comment:

“I mean, dang, they coulda gave it to Trina, Shawnna or somebody! I’m just keeping it real y’all.”

So it sounds like she was kinda hating on Missy. C'mon, we all know that whenever Misdemeanor is nominated for that category she takes it. Besides, if Missy didn't win, it would've been Lil' Kim, so what is this bitch getting all hostile for. You ain't all that. That ho showed up at the ceremony looking like she skinned a gay leopard for her outfit.

Pretty Ricky Contest

Pretty Ricky have announced plans to hold an exclusive contest for fans to help choose the group’s album title for the highly anticipated follow-up to their 2005 release, BLUESTARS. The Miami-bred superstars held a live online chat last night for 500 fans, where they surprised fans and announced details of the contest. Fans will have one week to submit ideas to the group via their website, Once a title is chosen, Pretty Ricky will call the lucky fan to thank him or her. The fan will also receive a liner note credit for their contribution.Pretty Ricky will release their sophomore album this fall. A large portion of the album was produced by the group’s own production team, Bluestar Productions, with a few tracks being produced by Jim Jonsin, Xcel, and Stacic Major.For a complete transcript from the online chat, click here.

I got an idea for a title. How about Pretty Ricky: The Jolly Rancher Strippers?

Queen Bee To Be Free Monday

In just 3 small days Lil' Kim will be released from prison.

Rapper Lil' Kim will end her 366-day stint in prison on Monday (July 3) according to her publicity firm, 5W Public Relations. "I am thrilled to be coming home," Lil' Kim told in a statement. "I thank all my fans for all their letters, as well as my family and friends for all their support throughout the past ten months. The lyricist (born Kimberly Jones) is set to leave the Federal Detention Center between 6 a.m. and 10 a.m., according to her attorney, L. Londell McMillan. "We are pleased that Kim is coming home to start the next phase of her life," McMillan added. "She has accepted responsibility and handled herself in an exemplary manner."

It feels like she just went in, but I'm happy that she's going to be free. The streets miss her. Ironically enough, I have jury duty that day. Life is a confusing son-of-a-bitch.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

West vs. Foxx

I can't seem to comprehend what's going on in the world that causes so many celebrities to start feuding with each other. It's becoming so casual these days that nobody is suprised or even flustered when they hear about a new one. Today I report a vendetta between ex-friends and teammates, Kanye West and Jamie Foxx. From what I heard, the two artist's relationship became tainted back at the Grammys, where Jamie was supposedly told by The Louis Vuitton Don to "stand back and watch a real star perform." Ouch, that had a little sting on it. During Tuesday's BET Awards they accepted an award for Best Duet/Collaboration (which should've gone to Busta. hmph!), and as Kanye delivered his speech Jamie stood behind him making faces and pointing a motor-operated fan at his head. When questioned about the fan, Jamie responded, “someone had to cool that nigga off." Wow. Usually beefs consist of two rappers and occasionally a pair of singers, but I don't think a rapper and a singer beef happens that often. Let's see how those diss records work out.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Weezy Rhymes Not Authentic?

You know, I always wondered what the F in Weezy F. Baby stood for. I guess it's for "fraud", because that's what Lil' Wayne is being called lately. According to MTV another rapper named Gillie the Kid claimed to ghostwrite The Carter, an album to which Wayne gained nationwide respect. Gillie stated that he had a falling out with Cash Money, which put an end to his relationship with Lil' Wayne. However, Weezy responded to MTV saying that he never worked with any ghostwriters and he himself has actually been writing lyrics for other artists.

Naomi Campbell has been bitch-slapping people again. Gaby Gibson, another one of her maids, has accused the British supermodel of hitting her after she couldn't find a pair of jeans she wanted.

In a terse single-sheet filing in Manhattan's state Supreme Court, Gaby Gibson accused Campbell of "personal injuries," "employment discrimination," "civil assault," "civil battery" and other complaints.

Gibson, who filed the lawsuit on Monday, the eve of a Manhattan Criminal Court appearance by Campbell on charges of assaulting another maid, asks for "actual, compensatory and punitive" damages without specifying an amount.

Now, I know Naomi must've hired a bunch of little scrawny white folk to work for her and that's why she continues to assault them. If she ever put her hands on a project chick named Traneekra that bitch wouldn't be taking pictures or walking the runway ever again.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Quick Questions

  • When is Chris Brown going to close his mouth?
  • Is "Young" the new "Lil" for rapper's stage names?
  • Who the hell casted Sticky Fingaz as Blade for Spike TV?
  • Why do people miss J-Kwon so much?
  • How is Power 103.5's ex-jock Star ever gonna find work again?

Up & Coming

The beautiful young lady pictured above goes by the name of Megan Rochell, just in case you're wondering. She's a relatively new artist, but she's been singing since the age of seven. Born in Brooklyn (whoo!) to a Black mommy and a Boricua papi, Ms. Rochell use to exercise those vocal chords at Christ Fellowship Baptist Church. Now she's got a record deal with Def Jam, but their promotions and marketing departments must've caught fire or something because she hasn't been talked about too much. She has a song out called "The One U Need" which feature Fabolous. I like it and I like her, so I'll promote her my damn self. Here's another one of her tracks, "Floating". Megan, I got you.

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Babs Has Been Bad!

Bad Boy's highly ignored recording artist, Babs, was arrested Saturday after a slight catfight at a houseparty in Brooklyn, NY. Apparently, some nameless woman stopped at the female rapper's home with a friend and accused her of (get this) stealing her ex-lover away from her. It seems Babs didn't let the girl's drama end her party, but she did reportedly show up at the woman's house with two of her friends where she began to threaten her. The woman called five-o and blamed Babs for scratches and dents she found on her car.

"They threatened not only me but my family and anyone that knows me knows I don't play when it comes to my family," Babs told in a statement released by her representative Alyse Feldman, who was also present at the party.

Fighting over niggas; girl I know your mama taught you better than that. Babs Bunny spent the night in jail and had a restraining order filed against her. She should have been in court this morning to answer the charges.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Talk of the Streets

Loose lips have been flapping in the entertainment world this past week like the excess skin on Star Jones' arms. Time for an update on the rumor mill.

Dipset member, Jim Jones, has had an outstanding rivalry with rapper, Tru Life, for a while. There was some drama months ago starting when Tru called out Jimmy during a show in Puerto Rico, but it died down. Now, thanks to Killa Cam and his "You Got It" diss record to Jay-Z, Tru Life (signed to Jigga's Roc-La-Familia) jumped back into the bullshit and was heard talking shit at the Puerto Rican day parade in NY. Instead of grabbing a mic and insulting him back, Jim Capo decided to settle the battle old-school style, challenging Tru to an all out fist fight and betting $50,000 that he'd win. I also heard that Cam and Juelz put up $20,000 sidebets. It's kinda funny how quick Jim is to throw down after the whole Junior MAFIA/Rucker Park nonsense. Allegedly, Tru has accepted and is ready to rumble. I hope it doesn't really go down because if it does someone is bound to die.

Well, where is Jay-Z in all this? Please, that dude is still arguing with the Frenchies. He told that the boycott of Cristal has worked out in his favor.

"The response from our customers at 40/40 has been incredible," he said. "This weekend, we sold more bottles of Krug and Perrier Jouet than [ever] and we expect that trend to continue."

Duh, of course you did. It's not like they can buy anything else, except a glass of Pepsi or $75 water maybe.

Ludacris has a new diss record out called
"War With God" where he is goin hard at an unnamed artist. He's left a lot of people puzzled including myself, because we just can't figure out who he's talking to. Some think it's Young Jeezy, others say Lil' Wayne, and I even heard Rick Ross' name brought up. I believe it could actually be T.I., who he actually had a small falling out with before. Click the above link to hear it and you can read why I came to my conclusion at Miss Info's Public Displays of Affection. Lord, when will these stupid beefs end?

Well, I'm done with the gossip for today. Live, Learn, and Love.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Superman Has Returned

Today was the exclusive BK Corporation screening of the new Warner Bros. film, Superman Returns, and I graciously accepted the invite to attend. Not at all did I expect for the movie to be enjoyable, but contrary to my own belief, it was actually a great flick. Need a quick synopsis? Fine. The Man of Steel (Brandon Routh) has returned to the city of Metropolis after a five year hiatus, just in time to try and pick up the pieces with his old flame, Lois Lane (Kate Bosworth). Meanwhile, the evil Lex Luthor (Kevin Spacey) and his goons are working on their whole take-over-the-world plan. The acting was acceptable and there were lots of little jokes along the way to keep smiles on the audience's faces. What I found funny was seeing James Marsden in a DC Comics film, because we all know him as Cyclops from the X-men movies which are all based on Marvel comics. Aren't those two companies rivals? Maybe that's why he had such an miserably short part in X3. Anyway, Superman Returns is chock-full of computer generated excitement and there is a nice little surprise waiting for fans of the hero. With a bit of a cliffhanger ending, I guess you can expect to see a sequel in the near future, but for now you can catch the first in theaters June 28th.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Biggie Dolls

One of the greatest rappers of all time, The Notorious B.I.G., will be praised this year with the release of his first action figure. The toy, which stands nine inches in height, is being manufactured by the Mezco Toy Corporation and can be purchased in the fall and pre-ordered this summer. Now I know it's just a toy, but they didn't have to give him clown shoes and I'm pretty sure Biggie's hands weren't bigger than his head. Maybe if it was a Michael Clarke Duncan toy, but not Big.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

It's A Celebration, Bitches!

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Today I celebrate Busta Rhymes and his climb to the top of the Billboard charts. He's already sold over 209,000 copies of his latest album, The Big Bang. That's a major improvement from the 62,000 his last CD, Ain't Safe No More, sold. So, I'm extremely happy for my fellow Jamerican and since Jigga is saying I can't pop Cris' (and hell, I can't afford it) I'll take a sip of Hawaiian Punch in his honor.

The video above was made by me, I'm proud to say. God, I'm so multi-talented!

The Heat Return To a Proud City

Here are a couple of flicks of our Heat stars returning to Miami after winning the finals and becoming NBA Champions! I'm incredibly proud of those boys. They've been working hard for so long and if anyone deserved that title, it was them. LET'S GO HEAT!

Check out the official MIAMI HEAT ANTHEM, courtesy of TracKings Inc.

Janet's Back At It

Ms. Jackson (yep, I'm nasty) has been busy in the studio working hard at her new album 20 Years Old. Of course, she has had the assistance of her dwarf-like boyfriend Jermaine Dupri, aka "Ya'll Know What Dis Is", and he's been supplying her with fire. While Janet preps for her next release, rumors are circling that the album will feature a duet with Mariah Carey. The two singers have been hinting at the possibility of a collabo for a while. Since JD was such a big participant in the making of Mariah's Emancipation of Mimi album and with Janet being his Amazon love, there is a strong chance that the song will happen.

”The closer I get to that idea, the more I know where it should be at. It's feeling like it's gonna happen,” Dupri explained. "Please believe that. I got a mean idea, so look for it. We definitely gonna do a repackage on [Janet's 20 Years Old] once it comes out. Hopefully it's successful and people buy into it, then I'm going back in the studio,”

Here's Janet's new track: Call On Me (feat. Nelly)

Whoever told Nelly he can sing is going to hell in first class. Anyway, since I got them in the same topic, I wanna know why everyone was giving Ms. Jackson so much heat when she gained a little weight, but I didn't here anyone say shit when Mariah looked like this.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Mowry Twin's Comeback

I'm excited to say that Tia Mowry of Sister, Sister fame is back on-screen and looking better than ever. The younger of the famous TV twin duo nabbed the starring role in, The Game, an upcoming sitcom set to launch on the premiere of The CW Network (aka the country's way of getting races together by merging nigga shows with white people bullshit). The series, which is a spin-off to UPN's Girlfriends, follows the life of Melanie Barrett (Mowry) and her effort to cope with the hardships of being an NFL player's sweetheart. Other stars include, Aldis Hodge, Jennifer Baxter, Hosea Chanchez, and Wendy Racquel Robinson. You know Wendy, the bitch who's been in more black straight-to-video movies than Vivica Fox. Yeah, her. Audiences were given a taste of what the show had to offer during a recent episode of Girlfriends. I actually laughed out loud a bunch of times. I don't do that often, so they've made a good impression on me. Like I said, I'm thrilled to see Tia doing a comedy series again, but I do fret for her sister. Tamera Mowry had a recurring role on Lifetime's Strong Medicine, but the show went off air in February. Aww, she was my favorite, too. Oh well! Shit happens.

The Game will debut on CW in September.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Goodies 2

Atlanta's R&B diva, Ciara, has officially shaken off the remnant thoughts of her ex, Bow Clown, and moved on to continue sharpening up her musical craft. The smell of a new album has begun to swirl around the air and the Internet due to a new track called "Get Up" which has been leaked onto the web just recently. The record features Houston rapper and suspected HIV patient, Chamillionare, and production by Ciara's mentor and round friend Jazze Pha. Some fans seem to be mildly disappointed by the effort given, believing that it sounds too similar to her previous songs and I agree. Grab a cup of "1, 2, Step", mix in some "Hotline", marinate it in a little "Lose Control" and you got this shit.

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Give it some time. It might grow on ya!

Justin Gives Future Sex

The once bubble-gum pop mouseketeer, Justin Timberlake, is ready to offer the world his second solo project. The album is titled FutureSex/LoveSounds--don't worry, I don't get it either--and Justin's first single "Sexyback" will be flowing over radiowaves by July 7. The track was co-produced by Timberlake and his partners Timbaland and Nate Hills. Additional formulation has been given by JAWbreakers, a duo consisting of Justin and Black Eyed Peas leader,, who expressed his obvious excitement for the album to

"I can't explain it, that's how dope it is," he said with a laugh. "He just surprised me again. I was surprised that I was even going to like Justin Timberlake. Then he turned me into a fan, and I've become a fan. That means you are so talented that you are changing people's vocabulary."

FutureSex/LoveSounds should be ready for release on September 12.

Monday, June 19, 2006

A few days back it was announced that Fraggle Rock...I mean Jay-Z was starting a boycott against the famous french champagne, Cristal. The stink was derived from a few comments made by Frederic Rouzaud, the managing director of Cristal, about the promotion of their champagne in Hip-Hop. Well, the company now has a bit to say about Joe Camel...I mean Jay's anti-Cris' movement.

"A house like Louis Roederer would not have existed since 1776 without being totally open and tolerant to all forms of culture and art, including the most recent musical and fashion styles which -- like hiphop -- keep us in touch with modernity,"

Sounds kind of contradictory to the first comment to me. Whatever, apparently the whole boycott thing isn't working out for Beyonce's Purse Watcher...I mean Jay-Z. Damn!

Ok, I got a new question.

What the hell is going on with Olivia and her singing career? It doesn't seem like her boy 50 gives two shits about her album ever hitting the streets. Think about it, she's been signed to G-Unit Records for close to three years, yet they haven't released a CD for her. On the other hand, Mobb Deep signed with them niggas last year and they got a new album out and about 4 videos under the label. Olivia had that record "Twist It" that came out not too long ago and the video was even voted onto 106 & Shit. Then there was another sad ass excuse for a single called "So Sexy" and I wouldn't be suprised if you haven't heard it. If you have heard it you probably thought it was Ashanti. Both tracks were supposed to be featured on her album Behind Closed Doors, which was scheduled to come out in the fall of 2005. Well, them doors must be locked up pretty damn tight bitch, because we haven't heard boo about it since. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is the woman had two attempts at stepping into the spotlight for herself and then all of sudden she's back to singing hooks for 50 while the rest of the clique has threesomes with groupies. Banks that means you, dumbass.

Saturday, June 17, 2006


Attention: If you are the owner a Nextel phone, stay the hell out of my way. These are probably the most irritating devices ever invented. That damn chirp noise is going to drive me to a point of homicidal rage. That's a promise. What I truly loathe, however, is you dumbasses who turn the walkie-talkie on so everyone in a 5-mile radius can hear your stupid ass conversations. We don't give a fuck about how high you got at Junebug's house. Turn the shit off! They never use them in an open place like the mall either. These bastards always find the smallest, quietest places to do this shit. At the bank, in the library, and at church. Then, you can't concentrate on what you're doing because every second you hear that satanic chirp. I'm gonna need Dem Franchize Boyz to hurry up and make a song about Nextels, so everyone will stop using them, because this is getting ridiculous.

Beyoncé confronted by PETA

This past Thursday night, Ms. Beyoncé and her mother, Tina, were ambushed by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA., during a dinner at the Nobu restaurant in NYC. The two organization members won an Ebay auction to dine with the singer which gave them the chance to debate with her about the use of fur in her clothing line, House of Dereon. I love how slick the ladies were with it. They acted like they were true fans and then just slipped right into the ridiculing. What I don't understand is why Beyoncé didn't even defend herself. She justs sits there quietly letting Mama Knowles do the arguing for her. Damn, she's too nice. Bee, I know you're rich and famous now, but you're still a black chick from Houston. Don't be afraid to go ghetto now and then. Slap a bitch, curse out the paparazzi, roll your eyes for once, girl. All I'm saying is those bitches wouldn't have tried that shit on Lil' Kim, MJB, or Keyshia Cole.

As for her new single Deja Vu, I think I had déjà vu that I would hate that damn song, and I was right. Her voice is amazing, but the hook is boring, the verses are boring, and Jay-Z fucked the rest of it up with his constant "Uh. Unh-Huh!" bullshit. Boo.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Quick Questions

  • What exactly is Kanye West's new single "Drive Slow" about?
  • Who are Jeff Johnson's stylists and why are they still employed?
  • Is G-Unit like a Lost & Found organization for washed-up artists?
  • Is Pastor Troy still alive?
  • Does anyone still wear Tommy Hilfiger?
  • When is Big Tigger going to finally backslap Julissa's ass?
  • Will Karrine "Superhead" Steffans ever find work again?
  • What does Gloria Velez do for a living?
  • Is anyone planning to actually see the next Fast & Furious flick?

Similar to VIBE's 20Q, yes I know. I have questions too, people! Get over it.

You know, It seems to me that about 15% of Miami's nigga population work at the
American Airlines Arena. 200 ghetto ass blacks in one building simultaneously...'nuff said.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that entirely, just make sure you bring lots of patience if you're going to pay us a visit. You'll definitely need it. :)

Sunday, June 11, 2006

.. Nigga of the Month ..

Well, my official Nigga Hero of the Month award goes to none other than the Puddin' Pop Papa, Bill Cosby. The nearly 70 year old comedian/actor has made many contributions to black entertainment. I mean, some of the most popular African American shows were done by Bill. There's Fat Albert and the Junkyard Gang, Nick Jr's Little Bill, and I know ya'll remember the Picture Pages. Then of course there was the long-running sitcom The Bill Cosby Show which still runs on syndication. Mr. Cosby also had hilarious stand-up acts, with amazing stage-presence and jokes that related to everyone in his audience. Now, I think we can all agree that the world is shit, especially in America's black community and if there's anyone who's not afraid to express their opinion on that, it's Bill Cosby. That, ladies and gentleman, makes him a nigga. He has made a few remarks towards low-income blacks. "They think they're hip. They can't read; they can't write. They're laughing and giggling, and they're going nowhere," and how black men are, "beating up your women because you can't find a job." Can't say I disagree. Back in 2002, Cosby guest-hosted The Late Show and refused to let any white people on the stage. The man went on a white show and told them to stay offstage. That's some G-shit right there. All in all Bill Cosby has been much more than a nigga. He is an influential and inspiring African American man who I can always call a hero. Now, time for some Jell-O!

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Guess who Tyra Banks wants to be for Halloween.

I love her. She's just a cool chick, even though her forehead is the size of Rosie O' Donnell's back.

Some of the world's smallest things can sometimes make a gigantic impact on a person's state of mind. When I saw this picture it gave me a laugh, but it also made me think. There have been a lot of people who have stepped on my emotions and practically spit in my face. It almost made me feel like I could never be a good writer, or that I'd never have my own radio show, but I'm going to continue to be ambitious. Even though nobody really reads this stuff, it's gonna keep on being updated. I don't care if I never get one comment, because I have faith in myself. Just like that little Chihuahua above, I'm gonna be on top of big things one day. Trust and believe.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Hell hath no fury like a Sidekick owner scorned.

The Stolen Sidekick

Check out the above story if you haven't already heard about it. A girl up in the NYC mistakenly left her T-Mobile Sidekick II in a taxi cab and when the next passengers hopped in the ride, instead of being kind, decent, and honest like everyone else from New York (ahem), they decided to keep the phone for themselves. When the original owner bought a new device and SIM card she ended up catching the culprits and now they are being tortured and embarrassed over the Internet until they agree to return the phone to it's rightful owner. What amazes me is how quickly the word spread around. The site gained instant attention across the country in less then two mere days. Now on to my unwanted yet unstoppable opinion. Those thieving asses deserve everything that's coming to them. A wise man once said, "What you do not wish for yourself, do not do to others." I have a Sidekick and let me just say that it is not a cheap phone. If you spent $300 on something and someone found it, you would want it returned. So why steal from others, you filthy bitches? I hope ya'll go bankrupt on Christmas Day.

Oh, lord. She's even starting to look dumb now.

I miss Fantasia. It doesn't seem like she's in a hurry to get back in the recording process anytime soon, which is a shame seeing as how she's the only black American Idol winner to claim real success. I know Ruben Studdard is sitting somewhere with a cheesesteak in his mouth and a bag of Fun'Yuns in his hand. Ever since America found out that Fantasia was Hooked On Phonics, they pissed on her ass and hung her up to dry. That's fucked up. Lindsay Lohan's a ho, Mary-Kate Olsen is a crackhead, and Britney Spears is both of those things and a danger to her own child, yet this country embraces them and their stupidity. Now when they find out that a black chick can't read they wanna screw her over. Let Fantasia get back in the booth, 'cause she sure as hell could use the money. Look at the hair. The girl has on swap meet jewlery for God's sake.

Missing In Action!

I've been scrolling through my beloved iPod and wondering what the hell happened to all these recording artists. It seems like these days musicians put out one hot song and then go Natalee Holloway and get missing. Anyway, here's a list of celebs who should be appearing on the side of your milk cartons.

  • Webbie
  • Brooke Valentine
  • Crime Mob
  • Tyra
  • Jhene
  • Ms. Jade
  • 8ball & MJG
  • 702
  • J-Kwon
  • Bonecrusher
  • Fatty Koo (did they even start?)
  • Khia
  • Kevin Lyttle
  • Joe Budden
  • Sisqo
  • Ruben Studdard
  • Jacki-O (thievin ass)
  • Magic
  • Guerilla Black
  • Teairra Mari
  • Smilez & Southstar
  • Nicole Wray
  • Pastor Troy
  • Jessica (from the Road to Stardom)

If you have any information on the whereabouts of these artists, tell them to report to the studio ASAP. Um...except for Sisqo. I think the world's better off without him.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Oh god. Vivica is infecting others with her ugly.

Here's Tisha Campbell-Martin lookin like an extra from Dawn of the Dead, while her good friend Ms. Fox stands by her with an eerie smile that's ready to crack and fall off her damn face. How sad.

Jamie Foxx to play BOB MARLEY?!?!?!

Thanks to the Ms. Fresh and her addictive and hilarious Crunk + Disorderly talk, it has been brought to my attention that someone is finally planning on making a Bob Marley biopic. Good news; not so much. Out of all the people they could have casted to play the reggae revolutionary, they picked Jamie Foxx. As if this nigga doesn't already have 50,000 other flicks he's starring in. Don't get me wrong, I think Jamie is an amazing actor, but who in the sky-blue hell thought that he would make a good Bob Marley? I'm Jamaican and I think this is fucked up. There are hundreds of talented actors in the Carribean who could pull the role off, not to mention Bob's own sons. Ky'Mani Marley has been in lots of movies and he has skills plus his fathers face, and the same goes for Ziggy, Stephen, and Damian. Why not one of them? I mean how will Jamie get into that character? First of all, Bob Marley was mad skinny, so all of them wifebeater muscles Mr. Unpredictable has have to go. He's gonna have to get his ass off the piano and on the guitar. Of course, he needs dreadlocks, and I mean real dreads, not those fake bushy-ass 8 Mile extensions Mekhi wore. Then finally, he needs a Jamaican accent. Yeah...not gonna happen. I don't know if you remember that episode of The Jamie Foxx Show where he played a rasta in one scene, but let's just say Ms. Cleo is a more believable islander. So, I'm praying to the heavens that this movie gets cancelled, 'cause if it hits theaters I'm calling all my Rastafarian people and we're gonna sit in front of AMC with picket signs and lots of weed. Play with us.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Kelis Shows off her Tit...I mean Tat!


Ok. I first wanna say that I love and respect Kelis' style and her music. Now the tattoo looks great, but this chick has lost her damn mind. First of all, you should know that I retouched this pic from it's original cellulite covered state, so thank God you still have your vision. Mrs. Jones has always had an extreme personality, and she's got the ass crack to prove it. Why she did it nude I will never figure out for the life of me. I thought the topless tattoo her man perma-inked on his arm was wild enough, but this shit is on a whole different level. Oh, and we ain't even gonna talk about her Mufasa lookin hair. Lord have mercy. On a lighter note, Kelis has a new record called Emergency featuring Raphael Saadiq, so be on the lookout for that one.

Let's NOT Talk About Sex!

Can I just say that Sue Johanson is one of the creepiest bitches on earth. I mean, listening to a 7o-something year old white lady yap about rechargeable clitoral stimulators kinda leaves a few revolting thoughts in your head. She has a little low-budget show on Oxygen that I always seem to catch a glimpse of when I'm skimming through channels. It never fails, no matter what time it is, this bitch has a big ass plastic toy in her hand called the "Monkey Crank" or "Glow-in-the-Dark Pearl Whirl". What's really sad is the point in the show where 22 year old viewers call in and ask Mother Theresa for bedroom tips. Once Sue starts talking about the best position to get tea-bagged in, I can't help but envision her old, grey, wrinkly ass flobbin about in S&M wear. Ewww.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Flavor of Thug

Old news, but news all the same.

Nikki Alexander, bka Hoopz, has been a household name since the finale of that wretched VH1 series. She's also been trying to break up a few households. Well, at least that's what's in the good ol' rumor mill. We had the little hubbub with her and T.I., where Tiny was getting ready to whoop her ass. You know you loved that story. Well, I guess Hoopiez has wised up and is shooting for rich, single men instead. I caught her with my own eyes at a recent Miami Heat game with none other than the Boss Hog of the South, Slim Thug. They looked comfortable together, except for the fact that Slim brought some random dude from his entourage along with 'em. What kinda guy brings his boy on a date with him? Idiot. Anyhoo, I guess we'll hear people drill them about that later. What I'm wondering is if Ms. Alexander knows that she's being labeled as a ho. I mean what else does the bitch do? Oh, and if they are dating what's gonna be there gay-ass name blend. Like Brangelina and Jayonce'. Try coming up with one for them.

Cam's Next Shot At Hov!

Oh, God.
Here we go with this shit.

Well, if you were not previously aware of the twistingly complex rivalry between Cam'ron and Jay-Z, well then your a disgrace. The Dipset's head honcho has made his next move in the battle with a remix to Bad Boy artist Yung Joc's record It's Going Down. Saying things like:

"Player hater I don't play them games/you got beef with Killa, nigga... say
my name/you shy?/snortin wrong/or they recorded wrong/my paper long/I be on any resort you're on,"

Uhh...yeah. Anyway, he went on to call Hov a "Jigga-boo" and questioned his loyalty, financial status, and fashion sense. You know, regular beef talk. The new attempt was apparently a counter to a few of Jay's lines on Rick Ross' Hustlin remix. Want my opinion? No? Well, here it is anyway. Cam should've just shut the fuck up on this one. I'm on his side, but this is gettin so pathetic. I mean, Jay's comments were all subliminal, which doesn't deserve a response anyway. It's like trying to fight a boulder. When you are constantly attacking something that's not even paying any attention to you, guess who looks like a dumbass. On the other hand, I don't understand how Jay's old ass can be retired, when he's on a new Def Jam remix every month. Make up your mind nigga!