Friday, September 28, 2007

New Music

Oh, Trina...what has happened to you? The Miami rap diva has been talking about her upcoming fourth studio album, Da Baddest Bitch Pt. 2, for a few months now with no music to side with it. Well, thanks to a nameless wretch who stole a track from the Slip-N-Slide studios, Trina's first single leaked and has now been officially released. It is called "Single Again" -- yeah, sounds like a shot at L'Weezy to me too. Homeboy must have given her crabs, because she can't seem to get over him.

I don't know what to think of the song itself. It doesn't sound like something I would hear on the radio. It's pretty wack. Check it for yourself.

Play Me: Trina - Single Again

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Because I Can...

If you haven't seen the movie Harlem Nights, then I suggest you get your act together as a human being and go rent it. With an all-star cast including, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Redd Foxx, and Della Reese, this film is a classic comedy. My favorite character is and will always be Vera played by Lady Reese. Watch the clip and you'll see why she makes my heart smile.

Bitch Please

Speaking of album covers, Chris Brown and his folk are having fans vote on which of these two photos should be used as the cover for his sophomore effort, Exclusive. I'm not even going to provide you with a link to the poll, because they haven't give you an option to just vote no. So, you filled the background with gold and white -- they're both still wack as hell!

I'm pretty confident that I could make a better cover. Check it out below.

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Vote for me. I'm killin' these industry hoes! HA HA!

Jay-Z Album Cover

All I have to say is that this shit looks far better than that last Photoshop disaster he called an album cover. Hov's face was not made for all.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Nicole S. - Baby Love

Boooo! I hated Nicole's first single and this one isn't sticking either. I understand she can sing -- real proud and I'll send her a bran-muffin as a reward -- but does she have to yell on the track like that? We get enough of that from Keyshia Cole's behind. The video is whatever. I think Ms. Scherzinger should to stick to eating Meow Mix with the other Pussycats, because the solo thing isn't working in her favor.

Sit Down

Kids, this video of Havoc from Mobb Deep is a perfect example as to why you shouldn't smoke hash! Besides giving you lung cancer, psychosis, and memory loss, marijuana can cause you to say an excessive amount of dumb shit! For instance, in this clip Havoc decided to exclaim a proud, "Kanye West can eat a dick!". The smoke in the air is very apparent, so you know that all these fools are high. I wouldn't be suprised if they popped some pills and licked each others faces when the camera cut off.

It's really pathetic in any case; Havoc is so twisted that he doesn't seem to know what he's talking about. Some jackass clicked on a camera and he thought it would be cute to pick on Kanye. Little did he know that later on that night, his boy Prodigy was going to get the dog-shit knocked out of him by Saigon. So, I guess "Saigon can eat dick" too, huh? Sit your ass down, brother!

I Vote No

Mya, get your ass off of Nick Jr. and push this damn album. This mess is so corny.

Rihanna - Hate That I Love You

My friends said that I was slow because for a spilt-second I didn't understand how you could hate to love someone. However, I love to hate this stupid ass video. I'm sorry, it's just boring. She dances around an apartment in her undergarments and Ne-Yo waits for an elevator. I mean, what a well thought out plot! I vote no.

BTW: Why does every song Ne-Yo appears on sound exactly like "Sexy Love"?

It's All Love

I don't know how I missed these photos of our favorite Miami diva Trina at Dwayne Wade's skating party a few weeks ago. I'm feeling the love going down between her and Kanye West. Hopefully, he can drop a couple beats on her next album and maybe give her a few tips on how to step her weave game up. She could use the advice and we all know that Mr. West has got the secret!

A Hot Boys Reunion?

So, rumor has it that after years of rivalry, bickering, and tucking their dicks in (no homo), The Hot Boys are planning on returning to Hip-Hop together. Says who? L'Weezy, that's who!

Yeah Wayne, I'll believe it when I see it. After the whole Fugees disappointment (my heart will never be the same...) I have decided to stop listening to some of these rap cats. Actions speak louder than words! And since Cash Money has not released any kind of official statement to this yet, a bitch can kiss my ass!

Beyonce American Express Ad

You know what...I actually liked this commerical. It spoke to the inner depths of my soul and I'm not sure why. I would really hope that Beyonce's life isn't as hectic as they made it seem in the ad; Lord knows I would not be afraid to shut an Escalade full of bitches the hell up. Well, like I said the commerical is pretty decent, although a cameo from Baby Daniel would have been much more appreciated instead of that damn cousin of hers (I can't stand her for reasons that I will keep to myself).

BTW: What the hell does that little boy want a boomerang for? Black people should know not to buy their children anything that they must throw to enjoy.

Friday, September 21, 2007

New Music

I'm kinda late, but I am starting to learn that there actually is life outside the Internet and I'm enjoying it. Well anyway, Jay-Z has announced that he is releasing a new album on November 6th. "Blue Magic" is the premiere track off of the forthcoming album titled American Gangster, inspired by the working film by the same name. The record, produced by The Neptunes, is pretty impressive, but I don't see it being the first single of a Hovito LP. It hasn't got that extra something that his other tracks do. It is still a great song, but hopefully we will hear more soon enough. Only time will tell, I guess.

Play Me: Jay-Z - Blue Magic (f. Pharrell)

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Sean Kingston - Me Love

Sean Kingston looks like a big ass dung beetle...there, I said it. The singer/rapper (hmph!) who was discovered on Myspace, debuted a video for his new single "Me Love" through Yahoo! Music. It bugs me out that when this kid finally decides to record a song with a carribean sample on the beat, it has to be that of UB40 - a wack reggae group from Britian consisting of mostly white folk. Anyway, I will give him a break this time, because the song is kind of catchy and a hell of a lot better that the prior garbage he put out.

Quick Quote

"Amy Winehouse is my favorite artist right now, she's so refreshing. My sister told me about her and I was like, 'Oh my God, this chick is fly!'" -- Kelly Rowland

I love you, Kelly. Gawd knows I do, but I wish that for once you would stop kissing the asses of all these other singers and focus on you. Amy Winehouse is great - I love that drunk skank just as much as the next music fan. However, what other artist have you heard say that Kelly Rowland is a bad bitch? Not many.

I'm just saying...

ANTM Cycle 9

The new season of America's Next Top Model premiered last night on The CW. If you are like me, then you probably forgot to give a damn and missed it. So here is a quick look at the ninth cycle's fresh batch of model material.

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Lisa; Ambreal; Mila

Heather; Ebony; Jenah

Janet; Chantal; Victoria

Sarah; Kimberly; Saleisha


Um, is it just me or is there always a black chick named Ebony on every damn season of this series? Whatever.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

I Vote No

Fans have expressed a bit of distaste for Chris Brown's new album cover. It might be due to its sheer ugliness. I'm just saying, no emerging artist has any business hiring crackheads to mock up a half-ass photoshop mess for their sophomore album. This shit sucks! However, I have heard that this isn't a definitive prdouct, so things may change. Let's hope so. What do you think of Chris' album cover?

Told You So!

Kanye West Outsells 50 Cent: Big shocker there!

Kanye West's "Graduation" (Def Jam) easily leads the star-studded class of Sept. 11 releases, posting The Billboard 200's largest sales total in more than two years. Nielsen SoundScan will show West's album moved 957,000 during its first six days when the tracking service refreshes its charts tomorrow morning (Sept. 19). [ source ]

Word is that Curtis sold a little under 700,000 copies of his album. I don't care, really. Whatever shuts him up is fine by me.

Who Gives A Shit?

Beyonce purchased a new wig recently and by the looks of this photo, it isn't holding too well. Why am I not surprised? Anyway, please don't let this change in color consume an excessive amount of your life...shit ain't that deep!

Monday, September 17, 2007

Because I Can...

I felt like the odd man out the other day when I found that none of my friends remember the "Eleven, Twelve" song by The Pointer Sisters. Granted it is a recording from the old school Sesame Street days, but it will live with me for life. So for those of you who forgot it or just never knew it, treat yourself to this smash hit!

Friday, September 14, 2007

Who Gives A Shit?

“That’s the difference people don’t understand. Everyone talks about the beef I had with 50; he has beef with all types of rappers, but I’m the only rapper who went and handled my business and went and hollered at him man to man… And the moment I heard he had a record about me, I knew where he resided, I knew where he hung out, I went and seen and him. “Homie, you have a problem with me? What’s happening? You ain’t got to rhyme about it, I’m right here in front of your face.” So that’s how our situation took place, and I handled my business with 50 and 50 knows that. That’s why I’m such a threat to him, that’s why he doesn’t like me so much.” -- Ja Rule on beef with 50 Cent

Why are people still acknowledging Jeffrey? I thought this song was enough evidence that he is practically dead to the world. And instead of interviewers asking him questions about his next album that will never drop, they want to take it back to the dead ass 50 Cent beef. Will someone leave a rose by the grave of Ja's career, so it may rest in peace?

It's Like That?

50 Cent performed alongside Dipset soldiers, Jim Jones and Juelz Santana last night during his show at the Hammerstein Ballroom in NY. Anything to make poor Cam'Ron cry himself to sleep at night - carton of cookie dough ice cream in hand. I understand that Curtis and Jim claim there is no bad blood between them, but do you really think these Negros would be all hugs & kisses if it wasn't for the Five Dimes vs. Killa Cam beef from earlier this year? I don't know where the hell Cam'Ron is, but he must have done some grimy shit to his boys for them to turn on him like that.

Caaammmeeron! Where are you, Cameron? How many records did you sell, Cameron?

Extra, Extra: Miss Info has got her own personal clip of the show (she's a G like that). Watch how Jimmy does the 50 Cent thing and takes his shirt off onstage.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Because I Can...

I've decided to post a series of random clips on the site; clips that I get a kick out of and feel like sharing. Why? Because I can, that's why.

If you don't remember The PJs...well then you need to do better.

Forhedda Rocks Polka Dots

That man-eating popstress with the king-sized dome is still stuntin' on you hoes in the photoshoot game. Forhedda recently nabbed the cover of Atlanta Peach magazine, posing for the publication's fall fashion issue. Real singers claim their fame through pictures - not talent! Get with the hustle or get lost, suckas!

Relax. It's only sarcasm.

Plies - Hypnotized

I don't think this video warrants a comment.

Whose Baby Is This Really?

Flavor Flav and his baby girl in Hawaii

Flav's newest baby mammy must have genes stronger than his own mother's denture adhesive. That little girl is beautiful and judging by that smile, she has no problem with her daddy's ugly mug. It's photos like these that make the world go 'round.

Check my favorite blog, Crunk+Disorderly, for this pic and more.

You Mad?

Rapper 50 Cent almost caused a scene on the red carpet of Fashion Rocks before he entered through the door. Fiddy completely flipped out and was fuming when Tyra Banks' handler involuntarily nudged him.

"What the fuck is wrong with you? How you gonna bump me?" New York Daily News quoted him, as saying. The rapper has, in the meantime, being ruing the fact that his busy schedule is not giving him a chance to look for Mrs Right. [ source ]

They're saying it was just a "nudge" that got Curtis heated, but wouldn't it be some top-notch shit if the prissy handler actually shoulder-shoved Five Dimes to the side mumbling "Fuck out the way, bitch nigga" under his/her breath. I'm going to imagine that it happened that way, for it makes me smile.

Thank God for Creativity

10 points will be awarded to Travis Barker...along with an autographed copy of the Grey's Anatomy soundtrack (cause I damn sure don't want it).

I Vote No

This is the new ad for Diddy's Unforgivable fragrance for women, that MTV refused to air due to its racy content. That's all well and good, but I have a few unforgivable reasons as to why this commercial shouldn't air on any station at any time.
  • Sex on television is one thing, but these freaks were getting ready to do the nasty in an old rusty stairwell. Aren't they rich? I would expect some classless shit like that from a horny 10th grader.
  • How many times is Diddy going to wear that damn suit in these videos?
  • In making this ad, are they trying to encourage consumers to go out and have one night stands with clubhoppers?
  • I think I saw a Puffy nipple!
  • Like Eskay said: this shit is 3 minutes long. For what?

Other than that, everything seemed fine to me.

Oh Bitch Please!

"To be honest the process of selling this record hasn't been fun. I'm happy with the performance, but I'm not happy with the set up. We had conference calls and after we created this plan, nobody actually had a plan...It was the label. Their dropping the ball all over the place. I'll release my next album and then I'm a free agent." -- 50 Cent blaming Interscope on Kanye's lead in album sales.

Curtis is pulling an old negro trick out of the bag - when you lose something, blame the nearest white man in charge. Oh, because it is never your fault. There is no possible way that Fifty aka Ferrari, with all his gangsta swagger that has Ciara's coochie sweating, could possibly be outsold by sissy ass Kanye, right? Interscope is dead wrong for this!

Go cop that Graduation, ya'll.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Kanye West - Good Life

I'm proud to say that I snatched up my copy of Graduation yesterday, just as I said I would. I have one word to describe it: PHENOMENAL. Now, some G-Unit fan almost caught an ass-whooping from me in the line at Best Buy when he said I was a loser for liking Kanye. That fool bought two copies of Curtis - he should have copped an electric massager to tickle 50's balls with as well. In any case, nothing stopped my happiness to finally listen to Mr. West's CD.

Well, for all my fellow Kanye fans, here is the new video for track number five, "Good Life" featuring T-Pain. It premiered on MTV Jams this Monday. Not mad at it.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Cassidy - My Drink N' My 2 Step

I love this song. Although, I'm still too young to consume alcohol, so instead I got My Capri Sun and My 2 Step. Cassidy's new album, B.A.R.S. (The Barry Adrian Reese Story), is due out on October 23rd.


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Police have set bond at $1,500 for a high profile South Florida rapper who authorities say was involved in a fight at a gentleman's club.

Police say Maurice Young, better known as rapper Trick Daddy, apparently got into a scuffle at Tootsie's Cabaret, located on State Road 441 and 183rd Street early Monday morning.

Authorities have charged Young with resisting arrest and disorderly intoxication. [ source ]

Somebody got their ass two-pieced, I see. He live's life like a G, that's why these bitch ass niggas wanna fight him (his lyrics, not mine). I'm not shocked by this at all. Trick was at a strip joint in Miami Gardens, for Khryst's sake. All my 305 readers - you know what I'm talking about. Medic!

Kelly Rowland - Ghetto

Ms. Kelly's new video (I thought this shit would never happen) finally premiered on BET's Access Granted last night. The song is entitled, "Ghetto", and features Snoop Dogg (go figure). I think Rowland looks cute and silky and what not, but the video is pretty boring; I'll give it a pass, though. I would just like to inquire on when being ghetto was sexy. I never knew eating hot sausages and sunflower seeds out of a bag of Salt & Vinegar potato chips could be consider a big turn-on. Is that the hot new shit?

Sunday, September 09, 2007

I Vote Hell Nah!

I am so pissed. In case you missed it, the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards just wrapped up a few minutes ago, and of course the whole show was wack. However, the entire buzz of the weekend was of Britney Spears making her big comeback with an opening act for the night. Now the reason I'm pissed is because I actually admitted to friends that I was excited to see this bitch perform; Britney, although I don't consider myself a fan, has always had memorable VMA performances and with this being one of such high anticipation, well I expected a great show. If I only knew...

Ms. Spears looked like she just got in from a Downtown Vegas crystal meth/crack smoking party. The lost pop star was stumbling around the stage looking high, drunk and fat as hell. She didn't even sing - there was a backtrack playing for her to lip sync to (which she also could barely do) so she would better be able to dance (which she sucked at). The outfit she vacuum-packed herself into looked like it was made in hell. Her weave was a thread away from death. The singer didn't seem into the set at all. The whole thing was embarrassing and I honestly felt pity for Britney. I think she should do herself a favor and die quit the biz.

Friday, September 07, 2007

Sweep Da Floor With It

Guess who else is still alive. The Metro-Zoo King and his Queen did a little shopping at a local mini-market recently (most likely looking for Camel cigarettes and bags of tasty Neem leaves). I'm not hating today, though - these photos are fantastic. I love Beyonce's soccer mom shorts, they really compliment Jay's super smedium V-neck tee. Oh, and the way Hov carries his girl's unnecessarily large designer purse is heaven. No hate here.

I Vote No

This Soulja Boy shit must die. That is all.


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I'm not understanding why the young starlets of today seem to think that turning 18 gives them right to act like sex-crazed wildebeest. First, Chris Brown is dry-fucking girls onstage, and now Disney's High School Musical star, Vanessa Hudgens, is posing in the nude like she wants a Girls Gone Wild T-shirt. Vanessa's reps have already confirmed that it is indeed her (stupid - should have done like R.Kelly and lied until the end) stating, “This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public.”

You would be incredibly foolish if you thought these young'ns were sweet and innocent, because they are all human like the rest of us. You know they are getting buckwild crazy behind-the-scenes. Once I heard that Chelsea from That's So Raven was driving drunk, I knew it was a wrap for Disney. Hannah Montana is next.

Myspace Artist of the Month

Mighty Infamous

I've decided to start introducing every Myspace Artist of the Month through post, just to give them more notoriety. The artist for the month of September (yes, I'm late) is a young rapper from Bronx, New York. Mighty Infamous has been living in the sound of Hip-Hop since an early age. His aspirations to make it to the top were apparent, from the age of 10 when he made his own radio shows/freestlyes with the use of a tape recorder, to age 12 when he recorded his own songs with a handheld microphone. Infamous went through high school as the campus rap star and was eventually led to Howard Brown and HB Managment. With an individual and intricate style of lyricism, Mighty Infamous, who also produces music, is referred to as Bronx's "crown jewel" of the Underground. He has even had his music featured on Check him out.


If you think you should be the next Myspace Artist of the Month, then shoot me an email.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Kanye & Curtis Cover

This is what we've been waiting on? I like the other cover better. They should have just tongued each other down, hell.