Sit Down

"I don't need to do anything for money. I'm just glad to have a job. But music is boring right now. I'm too innovative for the world. I've been doing it so long, I'm about to throw in the towel. I'm about to de-crown myself and pass it over to one of the up-and-coming producers under me. They won't be able to be me - there's only one Timbaland - but there's a certain sound that I try to teach." -- Timbaland

Timbo is feeling himself a little too much. It is great to be talented, but never gloat about it. Isn't that like an unwritten rule somewhere? I mean, you don't hear Beyonce saying, "Fuck all them other pussy ass hoes. I run this music shit", do you? She probably says it inside, but never aloud. Get it together, Timothy. Damn...nigga gets a bicep and swears he rules the world.

M.I.A. - Boyz

Who loves M.I.A.? I do!

The English-Sri Lankan rapper's new album, Kala, will be in stores August 21 and the video for her first single, "Boyz", has debuted. Not exactly a million-dollar budget, but if you are a fan of M.I.A and understand her style, then you will probably love this vid. No hate here, sorry!

Shout to Rap-Up!

New Music: Ashanti

Why certain "artists" think it is necessary for them to return to the studio is beyond me. Ashanti is currently piecing together her 4th album, The Declaration, for release in the fall. The first single is supposedly a record called "Switch", featuring her sideburn shaper, Nelly. I personally think the record is hot audio garbage, but Irv Gotti is dead serious about bringing The Inc. back. Even Ja Rule has new music out. Somewhere 50 Cent is on the potty thinking of new ways to attack.

Play Me: Ashanti - Switch (feat. Nelly)

Black Entertainment Television Blows!

Here's my 2007 BET Awards recap: it sucked. I can't believe I misused 3 hours of space on my DVR for that bullshit. I'm only posting the single three minutes and thirty-six seconds of the show that I actually enjoyed, and that would be Erykah Badu's tribute to Diana Ross. Bye.

50 Covers XXL

Other than that pretty Bedazzled masterpiece across the front of his bulletproof vest, Five Dimes actually looks normal on this magazine cover. Why couldn't he do that here? No sense at all.

Who Gives A Shit?

"We are extremely excited at this point in our lives planning our wedding and the joy that comes with expecting our first child together. We hope people will be happy for us and respect our privacy during this happy period in our lives." [ source ]

So, Usher and his boyfriend finally 'fessed up to the Associated Press on the rumors of his pregnancy...and I still don't give a sugar-coated fuck. Usher is engaged to a man; plain and simple. Growing up, I was led to believe that in order to become pregnant you needed a uterus, fallopian tubes, and a couple eggs. Dr. Jingleheimer can't surgically implant those. There is a deeper more newsworthy story hidden in here somewhere. When it's found let me know.

On Set: Ciara

Ciara has been busy shooting a video for her 3rd single, "Can't Leave 'Em Alone", which features 50 Cent. I don't really like this song or that new brunette wig, actually. Therefore, I'm not looking for much out of the video. Although, my Hip-Hop writing muse, Miss Info, had very interesting tidbits to add on the production and a possible relationship between the two artists. Yuck.

Go to Cake & Ice Cream for more photos from the set.

Weezy Speaks

Before I even comment on this video, I'd like to state that cannabis is a hell of a drug. I don't endorse the smoking of reefa, but I think just watching this got me high.

Anyway, L' Weezy felt obligated to post a video up on The Tube yesterday responding to rumors and other little anecdotes going on lately. Topics such as his album leak, mixtape, and champagne came up, but I don't give a shit about that - what's up with him and Trina? Well, according to Wayne he's "single, ready to mingle, and [he] got Pringles". So, it seems there is no rekindling happening with Trina. It must'a been the liquor.

One interesting comment was made at the very end of the clip. "I'm waiting on ya' Nivea, baby". What the hell?

Oh Bitch Please!

"A lot of the time, people mistake me for someone else,

or people always call in these false tips,"

So, as I presumed the heifer would, Foxy Brown is alleging that she never got her ornery ass whooped this past weekend and that she was never even present at the scene of the incident. BITCH PLEASE! So, the three female attackers actually beat the dogshit out of some other 28-year old with a hearing aid and an abundunce of weave? I can't stand when people deny losing a fight. You got jumped - own up to it. It happens all the time. Like nobody saw you later that night with your finger in your ear and your hair sitting sideways.

LIAR!

Ms. Hill Working on New LP

According to MTV News, the phenomenal Lauryn Hill is working on a new album. Let me just say that I don't like my feelings being played with, so I'd appreciate the truth. I posted the latest song from L-Boogie called "Lose Myself" a while back. Said record was featured on the soundtrack for that damn penguin movie out now. Reportedly, Sony Music is assuring everyone that Lauryn has returned to the studio with the focus on consummating a new LP.

I'm not getting my hopes up on this one the way I did for the "Fugees Reunion". You need more damn people!

Chris Brown - Wall To Wall

This is definitely Chris Brown's best video yet. A little disturbing though - I don't fuck with the vampires...and the platinum fangs should have been yanked! The whole gothic/demon feel is kind of Thriller-esque, don't you think? Riding MJ hard aren't we, Christopher?

Tiffany Evans - Promise Ring

The video for Tiffany Evans', "Promise Ring", has finally premiered and I could not be any more excited. Homegirl has grown - she looks so different. Her career is bound to be a prosperous one and I can't wait to see it grow.

The video could have been better, budget-wise. The settings seemed really cheap and poorly thought out. However, I love that Tiffany can dance. It gives her several more points. The cameo from Ciara was also pleasing. I'm satisfied.

What's that Cassie? You'll eat your heart out now? Good girl.

Foxy Whooped Yet Again

Trouble-prone rapper Foxy Brown was attacked yesterday by three of her ex-boyfriend's gal pals - who pulled out her hearing aid and tore her hair weave at his prompting, police sources said.

The assault occurred after the hip-hop artist dumped her beau at 5:30 a.m. in Brooklyn because she found out he was a pimp, sources said.

The two were in his car in East New York, and she "was giving him the heave-ho," one source said.

"This ex-boyfriend called some of his women, and they pounced on her," another police source said. "They beat her bad. They ripped out her hair weave. Her hair was a mess - and that seems to be what she cared about most."

The women also stole Brown's handbag and $500, the sources said. [ source ]

I'm going to need to say a long prayer tonight. Not for Foxy; for myself for rolling around on the floor in laughter after reading this. I know I'm wrong, but they pulled out her hearing aid! That is gold!

In all seriousness though, I'm sure Inga will be fine. I just can't understand how she continues to get caught in these violent episodes. What a crazy ex-boyfriend. If it was any other female, I'd be down to beat the dude's ass. In this case however, I prefer to crack the fuck up! HA!

New Music: T.I.

Remember last year when Jay-Z being featured on a track felt inordinately exciting, due to his comeback and all? Now its just like "Hi, Hov'...bye, Hov'". Still a Hip-Hop great, just not as pressing. Maybe it's me. I'm trying to get my dog Magellan from Eureeka's Castle on a track for a comeback out of this world. Get ready for hotness.

Oh, T.I. is on this record, too. Go Nah Right!

Play Me: T.I.P. - Watch What You Say (feat. Jay-Z)

Keep Going

Ever since my girl Trina got her Cash Money penis back, it's like the lightbulb clicked on in that little light-skinned head of hers. She seems to be getting her shit together, no? I guess that's what a sweaty night with Weezy can do for ya'. Here she is glam'ed up at the DJ Khaled album signing last week. Your weave ain't fresh like that, is it?

Anyway, The Baddest Bitch has recently been nominated for an Ozone Award (confetti). She's going up against Shawnna, Rasheeda, and Gel N' Weave of Crime Mob. Tough competition! The Ozone awards are being held here in Miami, by the way. Try to fit in a prayer for my little city.

Chrisette Michele - If I Have My Way

If ever there was a woman I would raise children with, it would probably be that Chrisette Michele. Those jazzy, neo-soul, R&B, gospel vocals are enough to make me climax (that's right - a sexy and poetic voice can take me to the highest peak of the mountain!). Not only does Ms. Michele swoon me as a musician, but she's pretty damn good looking as well. Like the last slice of red velvet cake at the wedding you never wanted to attend.

Chrisette's album is in stores now. If you don't have it, grab a copy!

Young Buck Disses DJ Khaled

So, are you up for a lesson on the hot new trends in diss records? Cool, listen up. When a DJ refuses to play your music, call them out! It's as easy as that and in the end, you come out looking really cool. Just ask Young Buck!

Now that I released my sarcasm, let's be real. DJ Khaled is Terror Squad; Young Buck is G-Unit; Both camps have beef. Why would Khaled play Buck's music? This diss track is pointless. The Cashville rapper is basically whining the entire time and stating that Trick Daddy, Rick Ross, and even Cool & Dre have his back. Imagine a toddler in a grocery store bitching that some other baby got a pack of Bubble Yum and he didn't - it's one in the same. And just for the record, do you even know the name of Buck's new single?

Didn't think so.

In The Mood For Love?

I honestly think this is the first time I have ever seen Camel and Harpy kiss each other. Seeing this photo is not as fulfilling as I thought it would be. It's actually kind of uncomfortable - making my tongue dry and what not.

Crunk & Disorderly gives me reason to live!

Rihanna: Shut Up & Drive

Do you know what this song says to me? It says, "Hi. I'm Forhedda and I can be a rock star if Def Jam spanks me hard enough. Grind against a car, Jay? No problem." I'm still trying to warm up to this girl's plastered up little she-devil character, but if one of the cars in this video had run her ass over, I would have been quite pleased. Call it what you want - I'm seeking help.

I'm going to name my first born Concrete Loop!

A Furious Exclusive!

Remember on Timbaland's "Give It To Me", where he rhymes, "I get a half a mil' for my beats/you get a couple gra-a-and" - lyrics aimed at his new rival Scott Storch? Well, the shit is true. I got word from inside sources close to the world famous recording studio, The Hit Factory, that Scotty's beats go for cheap these days (in rap star terms anyway). Apparently, a Storch beat used to be worth close to $150,000, but now he sells his work with a massive deduction of $143,000. That means he's only making 7 grand per record now!

Sorry, I can't give you a reason for the mean price-cut, but hey, don't feel sorry for the guy! He still makes enough money to pay his rent and live off of Ritz crackers and Alpo. He'll be alright.

Lil' Mama & Avril Lavigne!

For future reference, I just want it to be known that I always liked Lil' Mama. She lyrically smashes most of the female MCs in the industry today, and if you don't believe me it's probably because you haven't heard the girl spit. This video is decent - upbeat, fun, and the dancing is satisfying. No beef here.

Oh, and Avril is cute, too.

Minister Mason

Speaking of the good Lord, check out Mase back in his preaching days - Hee-larious! Like, what in the name of frankincense and myrrh is this nigga talking about? If I were a member of his congregation back then I would have chased his ass down at a concert and said a little something like this:

"Uh, Minister Betha? Hi, I used to sit in the 3rd pew from the front at Holy Missionary for Hip-Hop Church? Yeah, you remember that $35 I gave towards the church restoration fund? Well, I want it back right now! You riding around in Maseratis with 50 Cent drinking milkshakes and chasing trannies with my money in your pocket, fuck nigga! Killa Mase my ass. Give me my money!"

Praise Him!

Need proof that my God is good? I just got wind that Cassie has been dropped from Bad Boy Entertianment. Let heaven and nature sing, bitch! She's been popping in and out of the latest BBE parties and her name is still up on their website, but judging by the sheer emptiness of her Myspace page and the gossip I'm hearing from the label, the bitch has been cannonballed.

You may find it evil, what with me rejoicing in her failure, but that's what I do. Besides, I saw it coming. Non-talented hoes don't belong in the industry. Right or wrong?

New Music: Danity Kane

Okay, let's be truthful with one another. Who really expected these buzzards to have a successful career? I mean, I believed the first album would score a few notable sales when Danity Kane was the new hot shit - and it did. However, Michael Jordan, Pokemon cards, and throwback jerseys all used to be hot as well. Shit dies out!

But I digress.

Bad Boy's made-up girl group dropped a new record called "Phase". No word on if it's a single for an upcoming album or just hopeless garbage (my bet is on choice 2), but the girls have fans to please. The link is below. Go on and treat yourself.

Play Me: Danity Kane - Phase

WTF?!

Okay, A: When the hell did Karrine Steffans start her own website and why? B: When the hell did the bitch publish a second book? I thought she didn't matter anymore. Oh, Jehovah!

So, in the latest entry to her video diary, LoosePuss whines about being tired and frustrated and blah blah! Upside down fellatio can take a lot out of a woman, I hear. So, here's the kicker: In the middle of her meaningless speech, out busts "Bobby Brown is alseep on my sofa"! And sure enough the King of R&B is shown knocked out on her furniture with his potbelly drooping out. Father, can you hear me?

BTW: Did that hoe say she is coming to Miami? I got something for her when she hops off the plane.

Somebody Shoot Me!

Judging by the above photo, Trina and Lil' Wayne are fucking again. By the graces of God, may the annoyance that is their relationship be damned. Shouts to my homeboy Ed The World Famous for hipping me to this new remix of Weezy's "Prostitute Flange". It features...well you can take a wild guess. Dare I say, it's a decent record?

Play Me: Lil' Wayne - Prostitute Flange [Remix] (feat. Trina)

You Know What It Is

I can't really tell if we're watching T.I. or T.I.P. dance around in this video. I'm tired of trying to keep up. This hot ass mess was shot right here in my residence of Miami. They just won't leave.

This song beats the shit out of that other lame ass record. 6 points awarded to Clifford.

Remy Ma - Weatherman

Remy Ma's weave is causing her to act up again. She is dissing Fat Joe hard on this record and then of course she had to shoot a video for it - budget for said video: $4.38 and a purple Skittle. This track is featured on her upcoming mixtape Shesus Kryst. Lady MCs, if your record label drops you, release a mixtape! Remy did it, Jacki did it, and Trina has one on the way. Never let The Man see you sweat!

Shut Up!

According to WENN, T.I. feels he should have received the 2007 Grammy for Best Rap Album instead of the Ludacris CD, “Release Therapy.”

"I had the album of the year whether I won a Grammy for it or not,” WENN quotes the rapper as saying. “I think numbers show that. I think that if you go out to anybody on the streets and ask them, they'll tell you.

"I think that it's a no-brainer. You ask him [Ludacris], he'll probably tell you the same thing. Come on, man, who in hip-hop doesn't know that? If you a supporter of hip-hop, who doesn't know that ‘King’ is the only platinum album that dropped last year... that was platinum by the time the New Year’s bell rung? At 12:01, January 1, 2007, who had the hottest album of the year? I think it's unanimous." [ source ]

Would someone kindly fix Cliff a bottle of A1 steak sauce? I think he's hungry. Seriously, I don't know where this came from. I thought the beef with T.I.P. and Luda was dead, but I also thought The Game and 50 Cent beef was dead. Just call me Mr. Naive.

If you want to get all technical, T.I. did in fact have the highest selling album of last year, but the Grammy award isn't judged on sales; it's judged on talent. Oops! Let the rivalry go, dude! You can't claim to be a "supporter of Hip-Hop" otherwise. I mean, you don't hear MC Shan and KRS One still talking shit about each other, do you?

Bad Girl

Anybody remember Cheri Dennis? Probably not, don't worry about it. Just know that she got arrested this past weekend, as you can see. I haven't found out why just yet, but by looking at her mugshot I can take I wild guess.

She went home after countless hours of babysitting Diddy's kids at the studio, only to find out that her girl got a girlfriend! After ripping out pounds and pounds of yaki from her cheating girlfriend's scalp and busting a bottle over the nameless whore's head, Ms. Ruxberry from the apartment next door called five-o and had Cheri locked up.

Why do you think Cheri was arrested?

DJ Khaled on Rap City

DJ Khaled was on BET Rap City yesterday to promote his crazy new album, We The Best. This dude had so much enthusiasm, but after awhile it starts to get uncomfortable. Gotta love him, though! Anyway, he was doing the usual rants and raves, meanwhile Q45's extra tall ass constantly made desperate attempts at getting Khaled to speak on 50 Cent. Shit ain't work. Our boy is a pro!

We The Best is in stores now!

Whoops!

I hear that Miss Celie will be Rosie O 'Donell's replacement on ABC's The View in the fall. Oh yeah, the field feels like singing! That alteration would be a step in the right direction, in my opinion. Like, who is gonna fuck with Whoopi? Nothing but death can keep me from watching.

I kid.

Take It Back

Okay, who remembers this song? I would hope that would be most of you, because I was only 3-years old when this record was released and I can jam to it word-for-word. LL Cool J was that deal back in the day. And this video proves that rappers can dance and still get laid.

Thanks for the memories, HHN!

RIP Stack Bundles

If you haven't already heard, Dipset/Byrdgang affiliate, Stack Bundles, was murdered yesterday in front of his home in Far Rockaway, Queens. I'm deeply saddened about this loss and I send my condolences out to his family and his friends. May God bless his soul.

Miss Info has got the details.

Jayonce Super Label Details

Def Jam Records has been buzzing lately. In case you didn't know, Jay-Z's contract of presidency with the label expires in a few months and folks have been wondering if he planned on staying or walking away from the Jam. Then there came the rumor that Jay and his wifey Beyoncé will be starting their own super record label. Well, that is true.

According to my sources inside the company, the couple have partnered with Apple/iTunes and Music World Entertainment to get the label off of the ground. The catch is that Jay will have the rights to carry over every artist he has signed and/or re-signed to Def Jam since becoming president. That means, Rihanna, Ne-Yo, Nas, Rick Ross, Kanye, Lady Sovereign, among others will be moving with him.

Beyoncé, who recently re-released B'Day, will wrap-up her deal with Sony after releasing two new albums. One being a Greatest Hits album and the second a Christmas album which will both be in stores later this year.

This venture has been in talks for a while now, but neither Jay nor Be' (nor I...don't need a lawsuit) may speak of the details until the rapper is completely seperated from Def Jam. All I can tell you is that you can expect to hear a lot more about it around December to Mid-January. Listen to "Upgrade U" for little clues.

Remix!

Chris Brown performed his own version to Forhedda's "Umbrella" record at his latest concert. Seems like everyone is in love with that damn song, huh? Rumor has it that Chris and Rihanna are seeing each other now. Perfect couple, right? From the top his 6'1" scale, C.B. probably doesn't notice the mass of the girl's head. Everyone is happy!

Happy Birthday Mr. West!

Kanye's Louis Vuitton b'day extravaganza was apparently the shit. Pretty much everyone you can think of was in attendance for his 30th year, except me - I torched my own invitation once I found out that Piggly Wiggly wasn't catering the party. Gotta have my honey ham sandwiches.

Check out the pictures over at A Hot Mess!

WTF!?

What in the lollipop hell is Serena Williams doing? If you figure it out let me know. I'm through.

I Vote No

Haven't grills gone out of style already. I'm pretty sure that they are no longer the shit, and even if they were Fat Joe is still tripping for this. He is proudly putting his mouth on display looking like someone welded a pack of Jolly Ranchers to his teefs!

Shout to Rhymes With Snitch!

Hip-Hop Heart Attack

Hip-Hop legend Marley Marl suffered a heart attack yesterday (June 5). Marley is said to be in stable condition in a New York hospital.

Marley Marl is a legendary Hip-Hop producer and recently released an album with longtime rival KRS-One entitled "Hip-Hop Lives".

Representatives for Marley Marl asked for fans to pray for a speedy recovery.

In the early 80's and 90's, Marley crafted seminal records for rappers like Eric B. & Rakim, MC Shan, Big Daddy Kane, LL Cool J, TLC, Masta Ace and Kool G. Rap. [ source ]

That's A Damn Shame

Okay, so rapper, Max B, and his ex-homie, Jim Jones have beef all of sudden, because Jimmy refused to bail Max out of jail for some reason. Look, don't expect a detailed explanation here. I hardly give a shit as it is. So, in this video spotted at OnSmash.com, Max B and a bunch of known unknowns made a huge scene in the Taft Projects of Harlem (home of Jim Jones) calling Dipset a group of faggots, and threatening to kill Jim - you know the usual.

What sickens me about this clip is that there is a little 15-year old boy running around cursing up a storm and acting a fool, like he's grown or some shit. Do you see what we are teaching our youth of today? That kid needs to stop hanging with the goons and get his ass to a local library, grab him a Green Eggs & Ham, and empower his motherfucking education. Good Lord!

How Cute

Cam'ron and Jim Jones had a diaper-day friendship. Here the two are pictured at Cam's birthday party. It's kinda sad to know that the union fizzled away.

It's so hard...to say goodbye...to yesterday!

Oh well. I had a friend who I shared mouthfuls of b'day cake with back in the day. Haven't heard from the nigga in years. Shit happens and the world keeps spinnin'.

A Furious Exclusive!

Trina isn't the only female rapper buggin' out in the 305. Let me give you the new scoop on Jacki-O, who seems to have a certain distaste for Eve. I was told from inside sources that Jack the Clepto was personally running around Miami-Dade ripping down all of Eve's promotional posters and boards, to replace them with her own. My source has no reason to lie and we all know that transsexuals get pretty touchy when they feel disrespected - ask Foxy Brown. I don't know what Jacki-No's beef is with Eve, but let's hope it doesn't get blown out of proportion.

Get Over It

That damn Trina. I have so much love for her, but I'm at the edge of a cliff with this Lil' Wayne break-up garbage. You know when one of your good friends ends a relationship with someone and won't shut the fuck up about it? Then you feel obligated to bust a bottle over their head and snap them back into reality. That's where I stand with Katrina.

This new record, "So Many Memories", is a new installment to the miserable aftershock of the split. Trina raps of the media attention she and Weezy had, the tattoo she placed on her wrist for him, and the son she carried for Wayne that never made it. Granted, they may have had something significant, but this is like a Hip-Hop As the World Turns. Move on!

Play Me: Trina - So Many Memories

Update: Weezy F has another track out directed at his ex-girl. What the hell is wrong with these fools? Listen to it here.

Amy Winehouse Movie Award Performance

Amy Winehouse gave a stellar performance at yesterday's MTV Movie Awards. She seemed bored and drunk all at the same time. Kinda like she would rather have been at home soaking in a tub of whiskey with a box of Newports nearby. That's why I love the trollop.

Just so we're clear, I won't be covering the award show. It was lame, as I foresaw. I would like to know, though: Who the hell invited Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum?

That's A Damn Shame

A restaurant manager at a Miami Wendy's was shot last week when he didn't supply a customer with extra chili sauce...sweet Jesus! And people wonder why I hate it here.

MIAMI - A Wendy's manager was shot several times in the arm early Tuesday trying to protect the restaurant's chili sauce, authorities said.

A man in the drive-through argued with an employee because he wanted more of the condiment, police said. The worker told the customer that restaurant policy prohibited a customer from getting more than three packets.

When the manager came out to speak to the man, the customer shot the manager, Miami-Dade police spokeswoman Mary Walters said. He was taken to Ryder Trauma Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital with non-life threatening injuries, police said.

The shooter fled with a female passenger.

"I did not know I got shot," store manager Renal Frage told WTVJ-TV in Miami. "When I went back to the office, I saw blood pumping out of my arm, and I was shocked. I was checking myself out and couldn't believe I got shot over some chili sauce." [ source ]

I got nothing.

Rihanna the Rhyme-Jacker

Sources say that Forhedda's smash hit, "Umbrella", was actually meant for the Queen of Hip-Hop Soul, Mary J. Blige.

Rihanna battled Mary J. Blige to record her worldwide hit 'Umbrella'.

The 19-year-old singer loved the song as soon as she heard it but was devastated when she heard Blige wanted it as well.

So, Rihanna used all her charm to convince the songwriters to give it to her.

"When I saw one of the songwriters at the Grammy Awards, I went up to him and said, 'Listen, 'Umbrella' is my song.'

"He must have thought I was really pushy and laughed it off. But I held his face and I turned it back to my own, 'No, I'm serious, I need 'Umbrella'.

"Two days later we found out the song was mine." [ source ]

I'm honestly starting to think that Rihanna eats people. There is probably a Public Storage unit somewhere stuffed with cowering men awaiting their turn to be devoured. Freakshow!

Mary is better off without that song on her bill anyway. It doesn't fit her head style.

A Furious Anniversary

It seems like just yesterday, I left high school and started college life. With a love for journalism, and a knack for gossip, The Fury was born. I've disrespected the best of them, the worst of them, and all the bitches in between, and today, June 4th 2007, marks a year since the madness began. I didn't expect for the blog to gain any attention. While I'm not a superstar in the field, I am very pleased with my accomplishments. It may not seem like a sky of fireworks to you, but it's a lot to me.

I have to say thank you to Fresh, Mike Brown the Remix, and Miss Info for being so supportive. Also, thanks to all the haters, celebrities, and record labels who send me emails informing me on how wack I am, and supply me with such great material to virtually bitchslap them back with. Last but not least, thank you to all the readers. I don't know why you guys eat this shit up, but I love you for it.

Now crack open a winecooler and let's kick the week off Fury-style.